Let’s Talk About…

I wish you guys could have been in my living room while I was watching this.   It’s only pre-season and Mr. Pants’ attempts to get attention over hockey have reached new heights.  He immediately started blasting music and dancing.  When that didn’t work, he went into the kitchen and started doing the dishes. Desperation […]

That’s a Lot of Cows

This is from the dark and horrible days of the lockout, but I bring it to you now for one reason: When John Tavares does something right, scores a goal and/or tucks in his shirt (so, every day), I’m going to say, “That’s a lot of cows.” #thatslotofcows   He doesn’t say “yeah,” he says […]

The Guy Can’t Help It

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha.  I’m crying. The internet is KILLING it today!  Hank directs a Head & Shoulders commercial and finds that if you want something done PERFECTLY you have to do it your own perfect Swedish self.   Between the slow motion and the leather jacket, we are a mustache away from a Mangum PI remake.  Starring […]

Chip Shots

Back on Monday, Steven Stamkos and James Neal played in the RBC Canadian Open.  As always, golf is just an excuse to make questionable fashion decisions and work on your aim.  Like any good night out. Stammer took this opportunity to wear this: Source: Twitter What is this math?!  I see constants – hideous sponsor-required […]

Happy birthday, Chuck!

The Bruins misunderstood something this week.  I didn’t say, “Seguin. Trade.” I said, “Seguin. Cake!” Only because I couldn’t find a cake big enough to put Rick Nash in. Don’t worry, Chuck.  We’ll think of something.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Late Night Alumni

Did I say yesterday that Game 4 would go to overtime?  I was really proud of my predicition until I remembered almost every Blackhawks playoff game goes to overtime.  And lately, Brent Seabrook’s been ending them.   Look at Seabs’ hair post-game.  Was there a full moon last night?  He’s about to chew through the […]

Well, shit.

Battle of the Blog: Game Three For me, last night was: Oh sorry, wrong photo. Double OT loss.  Hell of a game to put the Penguins down 3-0 in the series. You saw it though, right?  The moment?  Crosby with no helmet, sweaty curls and bangs whipping, busted jaw set in sheer determination, battling around […]

Una Noche

One night of the 2013 NHL Playoffs is in the books.  Everybody still with us? Blackhawks vs. Wild The Hawks didn’t play their best, but they squeaked one out vs. the Wild.  As the regular clock wound down and overtime became imminent, we all did this: Every damned time.  In last year’s first round, 5 […]

Just His Luck

You’ve all seen what happened in the Penguins/Islanders game on Saturday.  I feel obligated to talk about it, so you know I’m not weeping in a ditch. It started out so well.  We were all distracted by shiny things: Then 87 seconds in, Sid got a friendly-fire puck to the face.  Yes, 87 seconds. Fate, you […]

Foxy Friday: Matt Nieto

Variety is the spice of life and sometimes here at WUYS, we need to mix it up.  For today’s Foxy Friday, we delve into the world of college hockey and select Boston University forward Matt Nieto as the newest member of this illustrious club. Now, I know that you probably have a few questions like […]

Foxy Friday: Viktor Fasth

This week, we honor Viktor Fasth, goaltender for the Anaheim Ducks. Fasth has burst onto the NHL scene in this shortened as the back-up to Jonas Hiller in Anaheim.  Initially, Fasth wasn’t expected to play much but instead has dominated in a most unexpected way. The Ducks are on a winning streak and the rookie […]

Some Nights

To start the first period vs. the Islanders last night, James Neal scored his sixth goal of the season.  To end the period, he took a penalty. He’s too busy to fix his hair for interviews. NOPE.  It’ll be a sad, scoreless day in the ‘Burgh before Nealer doesn’t care about his flow. This .gif […]

Mikey Monday: Game Day

Penguins vs. Capitals should be a rough day for me, what with my love of both teams.  Yet it never is. Of course Mike Green had a goal ysterday – a lovely, wide open one-timer past former Caps goalie Tomas Vokoun to tie the game against my Penguins.  Just flexing his muscles when my eye […]

Drop It Like…

In this season’s first episode of the Penguins series “In the Room,” you can learn all about Joe Vitale, the very short pre-season and other fascinating hockey-related things. Then forget them all in the last 10 seconds. The next thing Sid will have to pick up off the floor is me. You can watch the […]

Let’s Talk About Six

The surefire way to break a streak is for me to post about it, so apologies in advance to the Sharks and/or Blackhawks.  Blame NHL.com, they did it first. The San Jose Sharks are 6-0.  Surprised?  So is Patrick Marleau. HA!  Actually, Patty always looks that way. But we are impressed.  Nine goals in six […]

Awkward Family Photos

Roster photos are like a walk through a mine field.  Never have so many attractive guys looked like they were kidnapped, stuffed in a trunk and taken to a Walmart Portrait Studio. Remember that one parent with the plastic comb that “fixed” everyone’s hair on school picture day?  That parent was absent from the Penguins […]

IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!

There is only one way to describe how I feel right now.  I’m on my way to NYC for a three day vacation and let me tell you, the NHL Store better have Eberle shirts!  I am coming for you! I love you guys.  I love Sid & Tazer, Mikey & Nicky, I even love […]

Anything You Can Do…

On Thursday, 12/27 Taylor Hall scored a hat trick.  Exciting, right?   Almost as exciting as Ebs’ NYE hat trick – 3 goals in 3 minutes!    Showoff. [Post-Game Interview] #TeamEbs Not to be outdone, Molly Ringwald leads the entire World Junior tournament with 11 points in 4 games.  Team Canada will face Team USA in […]

Foxy Friday: Hot Dads

Oh holiday season, with your feelings of family and togetherness.  There have been babies everywhere lately – my Thanksgiving, Christmas, office. And my Twitter feed: Too much?  Not enough?  Keep scrolling for more cute. Rangers, Flyers… it’s not the kids fault. 😉 Parker Staal has his own Tumblr feed, thankyouverymuch. Madison Quick could be our […]

Foxy Friday: Evander Kane

By popular demand!! Every time we’ve sent out the request for Foxy Friday nominations, this guy’s name has come up multiple times. In all fairness, I didn’t really know who he was.  I mean I knew WHO he was, but didn’t know why the hockey twitterverse was all a-flutter about the kid with the cool, […]