Foxy Friday: Evander Kane

By popular demand!!

Every time we’ve sent out the request for Foxy Friday nominations, this guy’s name has come up multiple times.

In all fairness, I didn’t really know who he was.  I mean I knew WHO he was, but didn’t know why the hockey twitterverse was all a-flutter about the kid with the cool, comic book villian name.

Then I went to tumblr.

Now I get it.

He’s kinda boss.

First of all, he’s got great taste in friends.

He’s not afraid to take fashion risks.

He’s got a mean right hook.  And by mean, we mean MEAN.  Like Mr. Chow in “The Hangover” MEAN.

 

He has perfected his “Hey Gurl” look.

Last season, Kane had a very respectable 57 points for the Jets (30 G, 27 A).  He was +11 and had 53 minutes of shame.  In September, he signed a six-year contract to remain a Jet.

Currently, he is playing for Minsk in the KHL along with Joe Pavelski and Pekka Rinne until this ridiculous lockout gets sorted out.

Until then, we’ll just have to follow him on the twitter [@EKane9Jets]

Personally, we’re waiting for a photo of him in a giant furry Russian hat….

 

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  1. Pants Reply

    Evander Kane. Head Boy for Ravenclaw, to compete in the TwiWizard Tournament. Ebs would be part of Dumbledore’s Army. RNH would be Colin Creavy.

  2. Because Ebs IS Neville Longbottom.

    • Pants Reply

      Seriously Chuck, you just changed my life with that revelation.

  3. That’s what good friends do.

  4. You’re welcome. 🙂

  5. If by “by popular demand”, you mean “Jessica won’t leave me alone”, then yes, yes you are correct. He’s SO pretty. And kind of an asshole apparently, which, in my twisted way, makes me find him even hotter.

    Potter references for all! You’re welcome.