Back on Monday, Steven Stamkos and James Neal played in the RBC Canadian Open. As always, golf is just an excuse to make questionable fashion decisions and work on your aim. Like any good night out.
Stammer took this opportunity to wear this:
What is this math?! I see constants – hideous sponsor-required Nike belt, chunky shoes, mismatched patterns on hat and shirt – but they act like variables and combine to make a new result. The sum of this bizarre equation is that Stamkos manages to wear it like the Batsuit and I would Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally the heck out of this, okay?
Stammer also used the power of his white pants to photobomb every single picture of Neal.
Normally the idea of a white belt makes me want to die, but this is considered very stylish on the golf course. My dad would approve (of the belt. Not James. Look at his hair.)
James: Here I am, front and center. Me: Hmmm? Sorry, what?
Neal finally got one here – he’s being told he cannot pass any closer to Steven’s white pants, but at least we’re getting a look at his tattoos. And that hair.
It appears Stammer never went back for James, because there are no more pictures of Neal. Maybe he left to buy some white pants of his own.
I’m just going to…
… stand like this…
… maybe a little of this…
… pretend to be modest…
…. then surprise you all…
… and bask in the glow of your inevitable adoration.
In case you’re not convinced, or golf isn’t your thing, Steven is also available for parties. Make that wedding receptions. If this is the ‘something blue’ I’d like to borrow more pieces of it, please. Can the bride object to her own wedding from the altar and say, “But I didn’t know he was going to wear THAT?”
Melissa would like it known that Teddy Purcell is also hot.
I don’t think the first test of your wedding is meant to happen while the wedding is still going on. I hope this is the picture on their thank you notes.
The boys also attended the Jay-Z/Justin Timberlake show in Toronto. Who wouldn’t, right? There’s always a chance JT is going to bust out the chorus of “Tearin’ Up My Heart” and then… wait. That’s not why people go, is it? Damn.
We’re giving this one to James. The hair is magnificent. And that’s very nearly a Lightning logo on your shirt – don’t take this bromance too far, okay?
Tags: james neal, nate thompson, Pittsburgh Penguins, steven stamkos, tampa bay lightning, teddy purcell