Battle of the Blog: Game Three
For me, last night was:
Oh sorry, wrong photo.
Double OT loss. Hell of a game to put the Penguins down 3-0 in the series.
You saw it though, right? The moment? Crosby with no helmet, sweaty curls and bangs whipping, busted jaw set in sheer determination, battling around the net with the puck on his stick in double overtime and you thought:
“I’m in a movie. I’m in a gut-wrenching, war-whooping sports comeback movie written and directed by Pants.”
That’s what I was thinking. If it had worked… well, I would be watching the replay instead of writing this.
In case you’re wondering what has happened to Chuck – I haven’t done anything to her! She Tweeted yesterday that she wants to write about the Bruins, but is trying to be nice. She doesn’t want to make Pens fans feel worse.
If we were speaking, I would tell her: you can’t.
Game 1 was worse. Pens fans all looked from the TV to each other and we said, “Who the hell were those guys? Obviously that will never happen again.”
Game 2 was worse. By the end, we were in a disaster movie, waving our arms for desperate rescue from certain annihilation by a force we could neither see nor comprehend. We knew only that we had unleashed it on ourselves.
Game 3 was worse. And better. And every emotion in between. At the end I was face down on my living room floor. I assume most Pens fans were in a similar state of mute rictus, enacted by their nervous systems to lockdown the body and prevent the destruction of property and self. Mr. Pants eyed me from a distance with genuine concern.
Dramatic reenactment.
That was (for the most part) my team last night. Hello boys. Far from perfect, it was at least an 87% improvement on everything. But even when you play your heart out, you don’t always win. Game 3 was the very reason that Games 1 and 2 cannot be allowed to happen – you can’t play like last night and still be so close to sunk. It’s not fair. It’s not how my movie is supposed to go.
While I appreciate Chuck’s kindness, I have watched (lived? endured?) every moment of this series in real time. Nothing anyone says can make it worse. Her hockey team is playing marvelous hockey and her hockey blog says nothing about it? That is crazy, and no favor to anyone. She should be enjoying this here as much as I’m sure she’s enjoying it at home. I’m not asking to have it rubbed in, but the score is the score.
Give us a little credit, Chuck – we’re hockey fans. We’re tougher than that. Rejoice in your team. The Bruins fans around here would love to read it and, honestly, Pens fans won’t read it anyway.
You know why?
I still think we can win.
Crazy, yes, but I’ve seen historic comebacks. Chuck has too. Winning a series after trailing 3-0 has only happened 4 times in major pro sports history – and three of those times were in the Stanley Cup Playoffs (including 2010 Flyers over Bruins). The only non-hockey occurrence? 2004 Red Sox over Yankees. Chuck and I made that one happen with our Jedi mind power.
I can’t give up now. After last night, I actually believe! Before I was just saying it! If the Pens can improve that drastically between Games 2 and 3, imagine how good they could be Friday. That’s all I really ask – one (or 2 or 3 or 4) more games that we can be proud of. Take all the overtimes you need. I can handle it.
And if you can’t come back to win this, Penguins, at least go down swinging.
So come on, Friday. We might finally have an A game to bring you.
Tags: Boston Bruins, Pittsburgh Penguins, Sidney Crosby
Thank you Pants, and would it be wrong to tell you that I love you for keeping me sane (for the most part) during these playoffs. I’m hoping that this series is far from over and that the Pens can and will make a historic comeback.
If the Red Sox can come back from 0-3 deficit against the Yankees and then go on to win the World Series, anything in sports can happen. I honestly believe that. People can make fun of me all they want for having false hope, but I’ve seen.
Nothing is over until a team gets the fourth win.
I feel like I need to go watch “Fever Pitch” now.
Aww crap! I had blocked the memory of the game until I saw this post in my email. Now I feel nauseous again. I agree, while they did do much better they are way too close to a sweep that they do not deserve after such an outstanding season. I hope that they can pull it together and work some sort of miracle before I have a heart attack at 30.
Sorry Pants and Pens fans, mine and Lucic’s birthdays are tomorrow; and there’s nothing I would love more than a great birthday present. However, many good friends and even my parents are Pens fans. So, I get it. I’m damn proud of my team, but it hurts being the other way around. I have a feeling the B’s will pull it out tomorrow. Otherwise, it’s a birthday fail.
Well I hope you have a very merry un-birthday today, Casey, because I cannot wish you one tomorrow. 😉
The Pens lost on @amandalitty’s birthday the other night, she survived okay.
Thanks Pants, haha. Sorry to @amandalitty on her birthday woes!
When Crosby’s helmet came flying off…oh man.
If he scored on that play, it would not have been real life. Hollywood couldn’t have scripted it any better.
As for not writing about the Bruins, you must realize that I’m from New England. And a Red Sox fan. There is a healthy bit of self-doubt and not wanting to “count our chickens before they hatch” mentality. We’re afraid of the Bill Buckner Effect.
It terrifies us.
I’m scared too. It doesn’t mean I have to do ALL the writing!
I know. Sorry. Still friends?
🙂
Thanks Pants! I was waiting for your post this morning about last night’s game. I’m still a believer, but I have to admit that watching Disco Dan’s press conference was beyond sad.
Friday – our game. Our boys will find the back of the net.
Did anyone hear me scream last night during the Pens PP in the 2nd OT? When there was a test of the emergency alert/broadcast system? Arghhhh!
(I thought of you during the helmetless scene!). Go Pens! Comeback!
I had my dark moment last night – strong drink, bubble bath, Fiona Apple – and today, the sun is shining. That tightness in my chest that I’ve been carrying since Saturday that I’ve self-diagnosed as an anxiety attack is a little less evident. I can (sort of) breathe today.
I’m listening to Nikki Yanofsky’s “I Believe” on repeat for the next 31 hours, no shame. However Game 4 goes down, I believe in this team. Love you Pens.
“… Fiona Apple.”
I swear LZ, if I can’t have Crosby I would like to be fake-married to you. Husbands everywhere approve.
Can I be a bridesmaid in this fake-lesbian marriage? Or even better can I be the officiant?
“Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togethew today.”
I wanna be part of this bridal party too! Isn’t there some sort of WUYS Annual Conference thing this year in Chicago we could do this shindig at?!
PS Evidently my parents lied to me about my place of birth. Because (as my status updates tell) I’m always a bit shocked we’ve done so well. I mean, we’re playing the PENS FFS! We choke against the Pens!
I accept your proposal, Pants.
Singing in the bathtub to Fiona with the door locked so my husband couldn’t come in and berate me for being emotionally unstable. This song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F76BU-tMI3Q
Like I said….dark place.
Showing a picture of Cooke after imploring the Pens to “at least go down swinging” is quite ironic, given how quickly he turtled when Looch grabbed him in the scrum after Gino hit Tuukka…
I was surprised by that too, but wouldn’t it be amazing if Cooke learned how to DRAW penalties instead of TAKE them? Since that’s what everyone’s always on him about? He can’t do right by anyone.
Wait, you mean I wasn’t dreaming that whole “Sid without the helmet” sequence…good to know. Go Pens Go!
Huge Bruins fan here, but I must confess…when Crosby’s helmet came off and he was flying around the net, working the puck, hair tousled and sweaty, I…felt something.
(But Bergy getting yet another GWG felt better. Certainly more loyal.)
All day, and perhaps this is the eight cups of coffee that was required to keep me upright, although probably not lucid, I’ve been thinking about last night. I’m a lifelong Bruins fan, but I prefer to think “The Game” pulls rank over individual fiefdoms. Last night was a great hockey game, and, honestly, the team that played better didn’t win. It happens, but it hurts, and last night must have felt like a below-the-belt cheap shot for Pens’ fans. It sounds stupid now, but I’ve felt it. I recall Petr Klima breaking my heart in the ’90 Cup Finals (double-OT as well) in a game the Bruins deserved to win. Too Many Men on the Ice in Montreal in ’78; Philly coming back from 0-3 down in 2010. Those stay with you for life, like freckles or annoying aunts and uncles. It’s unfortunate but it’s those bile-tasting, puke-inducing moments that make the triumphs pure joy. Unfortunately in sports, there are usually far more of the former than the later. But, the Pens can still win this. Perhaps, in the end, I will be the one on my knees crying out in misery. Who knows? All I know is that end of the series there will be, in the great tradition of hockey, a hand-shake line, and that is why we all belong to the Tribe of Hockey.