Well look who got a haircut: It’s because I’m going to the Canadian Embassy for a work thing today, and he wanted to look all clean-cut and charming. So if you don’t hear from me… Back to Tazer, as this this kind of thing is big news these days. Until MG52’s hair makes a public […]
Max Talbot will be the hero of this lockout. Flyer or not, we cannot live with him in this terrible time. Hold on, I can’t stop laughing. Max is one commercial away from being the Old Spice guy at this point. Sexy as all get out, no shame and knows that women love a guy […]
I should be going to the Caps first pre-season game tonight. I should be rocking the red and bouncing around the office like a shaken can of soda. Instead I am despondent, miserably face-down on a couch wearing an ugly Christmas sweater while “All By Myself” plays on a loop. When what I really want […]
I love you guys so much. I’m home alone, laughing like Tom Hanks in The Money Pit because you send me the best stuff. Specifically Amanda (@amandalitty) and Deb (@DLF1021) who tonight sent this: Leave it to Max to make the dirtiest-sounding workout video of all time – while wearing head-to-toe sweats. #1: This workout. […]
Yesterday was pretty great. What more could you want out of a vacation day spent shoveling mulch and mixing concrete? Me, some guy, Josie, some other guys and Rhea You should all come to the Kaboom Caps playground build next year, but only if you’re prepared to work your butts off. We had a great […]
Do you think Gabe Landeskog bought stock in Facebook, right before they acquired Instagram? That would explain all the photos this summer – just driving up his portfolio value. Imagine if you could make money off this! Look at his thighs. No really, look at them. (Thanks to @RealScarlett01 and @Shannysland for reminding us that […]
Oh wait… He was born in Sweden. Since that won’t work, I guess we’ll just have to settle for “Captain.” This is my Captain face. Today, the Avalanche made history by making the 19-year-old the youngest captain in NHL history. Take that, Sidney Crosby. Landeskog is 19 year, 286 days old – 11 days younger […]
Labor Day is “dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers,” according to the US Government. To celebrate manual labor and capitalism, some of us have signed up for this: Mike and Nicky and Brooks? Oh my. And playgrounds don’t have lockouts so this is really the best Plan B: Bonus in the […]
Another day. Another video from Camp BioSteel. Nealmobile! FINALLY! We were beginning to wonder about him…. He looks like he just woke up and hasn’t had his Paul Martin omelet yet. Get that boy a bagel, stat. BTW – Love that guy’s stank face on the right. It’s as if he realizes he’ll never be […]
Maybe I got a little too excited about Stamkos yesterday, because Camp Biosteel’s Day 2 video is the Tyler Seguin Show. For the record, I’m not complaining. But where is Marshall? I was promised a puppy. Oh jeez. Okay. Fair trade. Stop. I surrender. Sorry to Segs, but he’s not the true highlight of this […]
I’ve been sitting here for 15 minutes trying to think a safe-for-work way to describe this. The best I could do is a photo play-by-play of me, earlier today. Enjoy. Someone posts that a Camp Biosteel video is up: The video opens with Steven Stamkos doing something so extraordinary that it can only be described […]
So I’ve scoured the internet and there is like a BLIP one DD’s day with destiny. If it were, er, um, other hockey players day with Lord Stanley’s cup we’d get a minute by minute count down on what he did while out saving babies and evidently puppies. So I’ve decided to give the only […]
With summertime and real-life work responsibilities and vacations, things have been a little slow around the WUYS office lately. We’re running at like 50%, not able to post as much as we want and Intern Jeff Skinner is totally being a slacker. He thinks he’s all hotshot with his new fancy contract. We don’t care, […]
Intern Jeff Skinner here. Jeez, I thought it was tough to get a word in during the regular season. If Landeskog could keep his shirt on, maybe we’d have some bandwidth left! Ahem, as I was trying to say… I signed a $34.35 million, 6-year contract. Not that anybody cares, because Crosby is doing something […]
Mother of all that is NSFW. If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. If you can’t say something that wouldn’t make Horward Stern blush, good luck writing a blog post that includes Sidney Crosby’s new SportChek workout campaign. It should cost $5.99 a minute to hear what I’m thinking right now. […]
Guest post time! (And Pants fixed her broken photos, sorry.) Hi, I’m Jess! You may remember me from such WUYS guest appearances such as Up Close and Personal and Our Friends Party With the NHL. Pants and Chuck have once again let me take over their blog so that I can drop a little ‘Hawks fandom on y’all. My […]
ACK! Chuck and I have been so busy at our real jobs that we’re late in posting some of the very best stuff I’ve ever seen from a hockey summer. Let’s start with the most important thing. I posted a photo of this, but that is not even close to the proper pedestal on which […]
Marc-Andre Fleury was handsomely married to his longtime girlfriend Veronique on Saturday. We bring you highlights from the Red Carpet Show, with your host Sidney Crosby. Sid: This is Captain Tiny Pockets, reporting live from… wait, what is that? Neal, Tanger, are you seeing what I see? James: Uhhhhhhhuh. Kris: Busy checking out #18 there, […]
We will have some firsthand (sadly not my hands) reports from the Blackhawks Convention going on right now in Chicago. Unless this photo causes the end of the interwebs. Oh yeah. It was nice knowing you.
When we first heard about Smashfest, the Dominic Moore-organized NHL ping pong tournament benefitting concussion research, there was some high-pitched screaming. Are you offering me a comically competitive sport, beer AND Steven Stamkos? All you want is money?! Why Am I Not Canadian? Episode #247 I believe we came up with this idea during a […]