So I’ve scoured the internet and there is like a BLIP one DD’s day with destiny. If it were, er, um, other hockey players day with Lord Stanley’s cup we’d get a minute by minute count down on what he did while out saving babies and evidently puppies.
So I’ve decided to give the only real account of Drew’s day with the cup and it went as follows because I was there – TRUE STORY – to blog ‘boot it.
First he took me on a romantic tracker drive, just us and the cup after we picked it from the local airport. Love the rolled up jeans and tennies. Totes dreamy!
Then we took in a showing of an interpretive dance, “How Oxmusk bay in mid-day in yonder meadow”. It was fabulous but honestly, I spent most of the time glaring at the cup because it was starting to seriously come between Drew and I. I mean really! Who does that whore think she is? I… I .. ah. Oh. Yeah. It’s THE CUP.
Well, I did get jealous because bitch pulled this move at dinner and the gloves came off!
So my drunk ugly crying face came out like the girls on Bachelor pad because a girl just can’t complete between THE CUP and Stanley Cup winning hockey players attention on his big day. So I wished Drew the best and left him with his shiny toy.
BEST. DAY. EVER! F-YEAH!
GO KINGS! And congrats again on your Stanley Cup winning, record-breaking season! Loved ya in Vancouver!
<3 Dawn~
Your day with the Cup may well be better than the actual day, because I actually do have a thing for muskoxen! But the actual photo in bed with the Cup was strangely…strange.
https://twitter.com/keeperofthecup/status/238690154062172160/photo/1
That little Stanley is quite the tramp! First she sleeps with Crosby, then Seguin, and now my birthday twin Doughty?!?!? WE WILL HAVE WORDS!Oh, and Dawn?…Please refrain from traipsing around with my back-up husband in the future, kay?
You are beyond adorable. So is DDDonuts in that picture where he’s sitting on the rail with his little turn-up jeans. Hipster meow! In fact, I think this is officially the first time I’ve ever seen what you see in him. Lord almighty. First Seguin, now Doughty. I might be boy crazy.
Yes, join the DDDark side.
Well, all I can say is I’m glad SOMEBODY gave us the real 4-1-1 on what he did with the Cup. I was wondering why you’d been strangely silent these past few weeks, Dawn. Your donut stalking has paid off in a huge way, and for this you deserve props x1000.
There’s so much to love about this dweeb. Please keep singing his praises and in my case, keep on preaching to the choir. 🙂