Maybe I got a little too excited about Stamkos yesterday, because Camp Biosteel’s Day 2 video is the Tyler Seguin Show.
For the record, I’m not complaining.
But where is Marshall? I was promised a puppy.
Oh jeez. Okay. Fair trade.
Stop. I surrender.
Sorry to Segs, but he’s not the true highlight of this video.
Behold the exact photo definition of WUYS:
There’s hockey, a hot guy who plays hockey, some form of exercise and a damsel in cardiac distress over the entire tableau.
This picture says a thousand words and most of them are “UNF.”
I don’t know why it’s happening, but I guarantee this girl had no idea it would happen to her . A close proximity shirtless push-up from Biznasty is not a ‘messy bun’ occasion. She’d much rather faint in stiletto cage sandals and a sparkly dress. Happens to us all the time.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
Behold Stammer’s secret message inviting me over for movie night, where I get to eat all the ketchup chips since he can’t do that during training camp.
We’ll obviously watch Attack the Block, because he knows I love that movie.
And he knows how we much we appreciate this look. I’m giving him the tag #shorthairdontcare this season.
Still no James Neal. There is one shot of Intern Jeff Skinner – the equivalent of a note from his coach about why he’s not here to get me a candy bar. I’m heartened by all these guys training hard because they obviously intend to start playing any day now, and keep doing so all season. No lockout. No excuses.
(Thanks Amanda, photo-finder extraordinaire.)Tags: biznasty, steven stamkos, Tyler Seguin