Foxy Friday: Stalberg & Shaw

ACK! Chuck and I have been so busy at our real jobs that we’re late in posting some of the very best stuff I’ve ever seen from a hockey summer.  Let’s start with the most important thing.

I posted a photo of this, but that is not even close to the proper pedestal on which it should be elevated in the WUYS Hall of Fame:

Foxy Friday x Infinity

Between hiccups of hysterical laughter, I was thinking:

Patrick Kane looks frighteningly attractive here, in yet another all-American polo shirt.  Dan Carcillo has the same haircut as a ragamuffin orphan in a Disney live-action musical.  Which is to say no haircut at all.

Team Tightpants on the other side of the stage… well, there’s no question why the girl comedian got that squad.

It takes her LESS THAN TWO MINUTES to make this happen:

Did you get all of that?

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Look at her.  She can’t believe that worked!  Her equilibrium is shot – she’ll stumble every time she hears the word “Superman” for the rest of her life.

We were three buttons from a Magic Mike Tribute.  She’s a hero.

(A few WUYS friends were in the audience for this Second City panel and were obviously tackled by security just off-screen.)

Check out these fan photos with Shaw – piggyback? Charlie’s Angels?  Could he be more fun?

WUYS reader Amy asked for this.  He said yes.  Cue the wedding bells.

Also, a high five to the person at @NHLBlackhawks that posted this photo:

While you technically cannot repeat as a Foxy Friday, we do recounts for stunts like this.  Get that message out to everyone already featured.  We accept bribes of the brawny variety.

These pictures are from all over the place.  If they’re yours, we’d love to hug/credit you!  More photo fun shortly – I have to at these pretend I’m working today.

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  1. Stephanie Reply
  2. Farah Reply

    Dangit Stalberg. Why do you make it so hard for me to hate the Blackhawks? Whyyyy?

  3. Chuck Reply

    And I shall call them Shawlberg.

    Foxy Friday indeed. Viktor Stalberg is a bad, bad man.

    • So very, VERY bad. Jesus bless EVERYONE with a camera during this moment. And our heroine for making this happen.

  4. Amy Reply

    Once I get home from working the Redskins training camp I will send you ladies my pic with Shawzy! i was one of the lucky few who got him to pick them up bridal style. He was he sweetest!! I also have pics of me and Toews/Hossa/Seabs/Bollig

  5. Jbird Reply

    I don’t know what the hell is going on in that video, but I love it! Gotta love men–and hot ones at that!–who are willing to make asses of themselves in good fun! And I love Shaw. Life’s gotta be pretty good when you’re 21 and an NHL star. 🙂

  6. Rachel Reply

    I’d just like to point out that the concave in Stalberg’s chest is shaped like the Stanley Cup. Sign of things to come? I hope so.

    • MouthGuard Reply

      Who notices things like that? YOU DO. Because you’re crazy, like pretty much everybody who visits here! BUT I hope you’re right. I hope they win the Cup again soon. 🙂

    • Pants Reply

      The look on her face is exactly what I’m trying to say.

    • that girl was exactly how i felt inside. my feels personified. i had to work so hard to keep my shizz together.

    • MouthGuard Reply

      LOLLLLL!!!! BRACES!!!!!

  7. MouthGuard Reply

    All I can say is: Hurray for everybody who attended being so diligent about documenting every millisecond of their Hawks Rock ‘N Roll Fantasy. It’s hilarious and amazing and thank you very much.

    Also – BIG kudos to the Hawks for continuing to host this event every summer. Rain or shine. CBA or no CBA. Cup or no Cup. Verbeauty or no Verbeauty. It’s obviously a huge hit and they players seem to enjoy it even more than the fans and that’s saying a lot. Competitor franchises should take notice, especially franchises that are having troubles. What a great way to solidify (mack on?) your fanbase, and spread the word to folks who are fair-weather fans.

    • Jbird Reply

      Agree completely!