This Isn't Where I Parked My Car

Ryan Kesler in ESPN Magazine’s annual “The Body” issue. You know the part in National Treasure when they light the little pool of oil and it spreads 10,000 feet of fire and illuminates a gazillion dollars in gold and stuff?  That’s what happened to the internet when this picture was posted.  You’re gonna have to […]

Anything you can do, I can do better.

Move over Kris Letang! Rick’s got his own workout video AND his own home gym in which to do it. Four words. Rick. Nash. Workout. Video. *dies* Why I am I just finding this now?? This man can wear a backwards baseball cap like a boss.  

Teen Wolf becomes…Derek Zoolander?

Oh Tyler Seguin. Please stop making us fall in love with you. Watch this video from Tyler’s day at the B’s Annual Photo/Video Shoot.  Trust me it is worth it. Especially when he asks the photog to facebook the photos to his mom.  And then when he claims to look all “innocent” is said photographs. Oh […]

Breaking New$ For Number $, I mean #8

LA Kings just ended the stalemate with hottie Mc Hottieton Drew Doughty – $ years, I mean 8 years for $56 million donuts, I mean dollars. That means Drew can buy 56,565,656 diet cokes at $.99 each. Or 32,000,000 cupcakes at $1.75 each. Or 12,444,4444 4×4 at IN N OUT at $4.50 each. Now that […]

Is it October yet?!

In another edition of players we can only like until the season starts… Ryan Kesler will appear nude in ESPN Magazine’s “The Body” issue. More than 20 athletes will do the soap opera strategically-cover-your-business to pose for the annual issue – here’s the list [link]. Kes wanted to get a jump on the competition, so […]

The Best NHL Player Work Out Video – EVA! Fu Man Drew – Buffalo Wins!

Drew Stafford of Buffalo wins in the NHL player post of their work out videos. This is why WUYS loves YOUTUBE, HOCKEY, NHL players, their work outs and their sense of humor! Kris Letang – you are hot – no contest. Brooks Laich – you can do it on skates – no contest. But Fu Man Drew – your sense […]

С Днем Рождения Александра Овечкина! Happy Birthday Alexander Ovechkin!

So let’s face it, finding shirtless photos of Alexander Ovechkin is like finding a penny on a street. You feel pretty lucky, a little richer but it’s not completely unusual! But you know you’re gonna pick it up and I KNOW you’re gonna look ladies! Try as you might, you can’t resist the magical, magnetic […]

Desperate Times, Require Desperate Measures.

DDTBG is a no-show at training camp and he is the last hold out in the restricted free agent circle. I don’t think I would need to look far to find him. Anyone, anyone? Yeah … i went there AND sent a postcard – baby Drew! While I can appreciate what he wants, what I want […]

I Said This How Many Weeks Ago – Drew?

I need my West Coast honey … You turned down a rumored 9 years /61.2 million. That would buy you a Krispy Kreme Franchise! OK – Tim Hortons – you could re-name it Doughty’s Donut Holes. I don’t care. Just sign. I know you don’t want to be tied down, well, not in that sense, nudge, nudge, […]

OK – This Made Even Me Laugh.

And I don’t like San Jose but they have an AWESOME PR team who makes these OUTRAGEOUSLY funny campaigns. Let the ad wars begin. This one’s for you Pants since you love Logan – post-rookie of your life.

Speaking of Capt. Awesome.

Ovi crashed the Caps rookie camp yesterday and skated with the newbies! He sported the fashionable black jersey with his named slapped on the back and skated along with all the other young bucks. For being slagged as not so hands on (I protest & wish!) and for supposedly not being in shape – so not […]

What A Good Sport!

I swear before  I saw the photo I thought this might have been Pants & Gator or Pants & her friend NY Ranger fan or Pants & Chuck or Chuck & a friend. Some combination above. And they were going to run 10 blocks to get me Ovi’s autograph and tell him how much I love him since I was stuck […]

Your Moment of Zen.

What a baby face.  

Henrik Lundqvist Loves Me

Tweets of the day… I made Henrik Lundqvist giggle.  For serious. I might have even made him blush. He’s totally in love with me. God, he’s attractive. Killing us with those dimples. And the hair… Glorious. Watch full video here – http://yfrog.com/0iu43z ADDENDUM: And then Pants and I have this conversation after she refers to HL30 […]

New Season, New Hope!

This is what I’ve been up to (see below) in hopes of helping the Capitals win the Stanley cup – FINALLY! I was so excited when I read the big fall preview of THN issue that still puts the Capitals as winning the cup in 2012! With all their off-season re-tooling, high praise for GMGM and loyalty to BB […]

Sign Already – Damn it! I Command You!

Ok – so MelTing sent me this last week and I have been ‘in dispose’ as of late. Sorry sweet Mel – partner in DDTBG crime. But it doesn’t change two facts: ONE: Drew Doughty STILL hasn’t signed with the LA KINGS and TWO: it’s true that SOME HOW he got hotter over the summer. […]

I'm A Liar – THIS is My Moment of Zen And THEN Some:

After the week I’ve had …. HELLO KRIS! May I join you? *SIGH* It’s not Friday yet but thank god you exist! And thank you for going on vacation and taking your shirt off once again. I command it!

Because Words, Like Clothes, Just Get In The Way.

It’s been a while because I was waiting for the luscious Tanger to DO SOMETHING with his LONG summer vacation. SOMETHING as in something SHIRTLESS. Something meaningful for his broad fan base and by broad, I mean, female. It’s been slim pickins out there sisters.

He's Having My Baby!

So the internet is all a buzz about Ovi’s ‘baby belly’, ‘beer belly’, ‘baby bump’ what evs. SRSLY. He did an interview for the Capitals 365 and he gets hated on for sitting there? Let’s talk about the guy sitting next to him. Can he get out of the 70’s with that hair? What about […]

Stammer and Squishy love us.

Does this mean we’ve officially made it? Mexican coca colas for everyone! We follow pretty much every NHL team on the twitter in the hopes that someday they’ll follow us back and we’ll feel super popular and emotionally validated as serious hockey bloggers. Phoenix Coyotes were the first to follow us, but have to admit […]