my baby is incubating in 100 proof vodka!

So the internet is all a buzz about Ovi’s ‘baby belly’, ‘beer belly’, ‘baby bump’ what evs. SRSLY. He did an interview for the Capitals 365 and he gets hated on for sitting there? Let’s talk about the guy sitting next to him. Can he get out of the 70’s with that hair? What about the necklace? Leif Garrett called, he wants it back! But it’s not necessary.

If you turned the camera around on anyone of us, I highly doubt we’d pass the test of washboard ab-fabulous. And quite honestly, not really seeing it. He’s a big boy. We all know that at 6′ 2″ and almost 250. He flies like a freight train at you but can stop on a dime. His slap shot is deadly, his accuracy is maddening.  I dare these people to say it to his face. His HOT, BEAUTIFUL FACE!

excuse me but is it getting hot in here?

And because of this, yes, I am using this an excuse to flash mob you with pictures of his gorgeous half-naked body. Because no one loves to flaunt his Rubin-esque physique like Ovi!

oh baby, baby, baby ...

And truth be told – I totally put a baby in it. Yep – I did it. That is boy is mine!

I put a baby in that. Yes, I did!

You can't mess with perfection. Must love dogs & cats too.