In another edition of players we can only like until the season starts… Ryan Kesler will appear nude in ESPN Magazine’s “The Body” issue.
More than 20 athletes will do the soap opera strategically-cover-your-business to pose for the annual issue – here’s the list [link].
Kes wanted to get a jump on the competition, so he posed with a fan. This is like Chuck Norris selling the BowFlex – what a crock. Some people are just born this way. Kes spends more time on that hair than these abs and you, normal man in glasses, can only hope to warm your flab in the glow of his superhuman abilities.
Not that Kes does’t pay the price:
Whoever lived in my apartment before us still gets ESPN Magazine, and to that stranger I say thanks. You could have cleaned behind the fridge before you left but I will accept this subscription instead.
What a day… Kane on twitter, Kes naked in ESPN Magazine. Can it get any better? Well I have a few things in mind that could make this day epic, but I don’t want to be greedy. 😀
I just had to punch myself in the chest to kickstart my heart. Jesus Christ on a cracker…
It’s like Christmas all up in here. That’s it, I’m ordering a Kesler jersey. Kesler’s abs have put a spell on me.
Linds;
Smack yourself hard in the face then look at Toews/Stamkos/Laich/The Professor/Letang to take the vision away.
It’ll all be OK. It’s nearly October…
PS if you’re a Nucks fan then I apologize. Obviously. And to all Mucks fans. I’ll pray for you… 😉
Next time any of you consider buying a Kelser jersey, just remember that you will look like this: http://img.allvoices.com/thumbs/image/609/609/82016393-vancouver-riot.jpg
And if you consider becoming a Canucks fan, based on the hotness of either Kesler or Bieksa, google the Sedins and stare into their CREEPY DEAD EYES. (Actually, Daniel Sedin is lovely… but we will ignore this fact). Come to think of it, there was a picture of Mason Raymond in the paper today looking quite dreamy…
NO.
STOP THIS.
GO BLACKHAWKS!
Goin’ buy that ESPN mag ASAP, run to Kinko’s and blow up that naked Ryan Kes pic up supersize/billboard style and hang it off the front of my house. Yeah baby!!!
BTW, who’s really reading that kid’s book? Kes or the puppet? I think the puppet has more grey matter.