For. The. Win.

Between this weekend and the Hunger Games trailer [link] I am seriously dying over here.  Then Brittany sends us this gem!  Remember the Friday post where you were all jealous she got to meet Rick Nash?  You don’t even know. Is that scruff?  Is that almost a mustache, Crosby?  Because we have had this talk […]

They're Sexy and They Know It

If it wasn’t for WUYS fan Carter, aka @thekitchenette, I totally would have missed this. And that would have been a real shame. Darth Quiader and Tuuuuukkkkkaaa showing us all why we should cast them in the remake of “Newsies” How much you want to bet Seguin has a matching fedora?  They are in a […]

Hi, I'm Tyler Seguin and I'm a boss.

Yes, you are, Tyler Seguin.   Yes. You. Are. TS19 scored his first career hat trick in the Bruins 7-o rout of Cartman Phil Kessel and the Maple Leafs and it was glorious. Goal # 1 – One-timer from the left circle.  Great cross ice pass from Peverley and Seguin SNIPES it.  Goal #2 – Truly […]

Kris Letang on Drew Doughty

Forget Foxy Friday … Here comes Sexy Saturday when the two hottest defenseman in the league go mono-e-mono in a rare denfense-fest meeting! It’s hard out there for a Penguin, sister – and this will be happy feet 58 meets Immortal 8– Get your tickets now! Because I’m hoping that one or both lose their jersey. […]

Joe Thornton. A Beard. And a Baby.

No secret that I heart me some Joe Thornton. It all started in 1997… Just ask Pants.  She knows ALL about it. The mop top. The sesame bagel incident. The white-boy dancing to “Brickhouse” by the Commodores. Me and Jumbo go way back. The other night, Joe was honored by his current team, the San […]

Foxy Friday: Viktor Stålberg

Chuck here… You know what time it is… Foxy Swedish Hockey Player Time. Two weeks in a row with the Swedish guys.  Totally un-intentional but hey, we work with what we got. There are oh so many reasons why #25 deserves this honor (the use of the letter Å definitely being one of them) but here are […]

This Week In Pictures

Oh and maybe a few words … I’ve mentioned this before how apoplectic Mr. Cherrie goes when ever Brett Hull get’s mentioned. Now it went full tilt when this came up and he posted the following photo because he’s now jumped on the twitter bandwagon and has been taunting Buffalo fans about the 1999 Stanley cup game. […]

Cloud Nine

Today at JamesNeal.com: James Neal scored last night (we bet he did) in the Pens 3-2 win over the Islanders.  It wasn’t just a goal – Neal scored the first and only 5-on-4 power play goal the Islanders have given up all season.  He doesn’t just score.  He breaks your streaks and ruins your percentages, […]

Push It

You guys are a crack squad of awesome.  This week is like a TV show where you’re all CSI and solving the case of who can send us the best photo.  The @BioSteelSports Camp posted this one from the summer – imagine how many more they have?  Don’t make us break in there, guys.  It’s bad […]

Terrier TKO…erm…Not So Much

Awww, look at how cute. Colin Wilson tried to fight someone. Heeeyyyy wait a tic… YOU TRIED TO FIGHT MAX LAPIERRE? ARE YOU CRAZY!? NOT THE FACE!  Please sweet lord in heaven, not the face.

We Can't Hear You

Sorry, Michael Frolik. We’re sure you’re a very nice man and whatever you are saying is important and profound, but we can’t hear a single thing you are saying. You might as well be the teacher from Charlie Brown. All we see…or hear is this.

If Dawn Were Here…

Does anyone know what magazine these are from?  An exhaustive three minute Google search yielded nothing.  But the interview is hiliario. Goals or assists? Goals. Stanley Cup or gold medal? Both. American or Russian hockey fans? Russian. Because they’re more knowledgeable? Because they’re Russian. Moscow or DC? Moscow in the summer. Italian suit or jeans […]

Glamour Shots: Pittsburgh Penguins

All other NHL teams have officially been put on notice. We wish more teams would highlight their talent like this. And by highlight, we mean take insanely attractive glamour shots of their players and create calendars which we can buy and hang in our offices and sigh dreamily over as we format excel spreadsheets, take […]

More of This

Greetings from JamesNeal.com.  In James Neal news, James Neal scored again in the Pens 4-2 win over Minnesota last night [link]. Oh, you wanted a shiny new Nealmobile highlight reel?  (No more rhyming and I mean it!).  Here it is, thanks to PensTV [link]. JStaal, Duper and Kunitz also scored and Brent Johnson was first […]

Marc-Andre Fleury Poses Nude for ESPN Magazine?

He turned them down! But they asked! I know. What a shame. But he did an awesome interview on “After Hours” when they were on HNIC. Kevin Weeks was all hot and bothered. Here’s the whole interview. Enjoy! He is just so awesome. I JUST LOVE HIM. And God Bless the CBC – they aired […]

Dashing Caps

Gator FTW! She just sent me this – trolling the internet for pictures of iCarly when she should be working.  Wonder who she learned that from? Capitol File – Washington Capitals Model Fall Fashions Here’s the link to short player profiles and a link to the video.  Knuble’s vest and Hendy’s rolled-up sleeves are my […]

Duncan Keith = Superhero

It’s true…at least according to the video voice over. Duncan Keith is cooler than you. And stronger. With better hair. And pectoral muscles.   Ladies, ask and ye shall receive.

Because It's My Birthday.

I have decided that if the Blackhawks have Tazer Cats, the Capitals are going to have the “Cat-ipals” and who else to better represent them as a mascat than MARU. In Japanese, his name means circle and that is exactly what the Capitals will be running around their opponents this year so in honor of their opening win, my birthday […]

Pomp and Circumstance

This whole grad school business is going to seriously cut into my hockey watching time. Class this semester is on Thursdays, which means that I’m going to have to tape alot of games this year, only to watch them when I get home at 9:30pm. Chuck no likey. Yesterday, I taped the Bruins game (natch) […]

Before It Went To A S.O.

I told Mr. Cherrie, the Penguins have won because everyone knows Lou goes down. And even Kevin Weeks is in love with Kris Letang – “He’s silky…” WTF? Does he know something we don’t? Oh well, I’ll share him.