So let’s face it, finding shirtless photos of Alexander Ovechkin is like finding a penny on a street.
You feel pretty lucky, a little richer but it’s not completely unusual!
But you know you’re gonna pick it up and I KNOW you’re gonna look ladies! Try as you might, you can’t resist the magical, magnetic pull that is Alexander Ovechkin – wo-man-magnet- because this is a holy day sisters!
Lo and behold, Ovi turns 26 today! That makes him a Virgo. He likes eating – which has made him gossip fodder about his weight. As women, we know that can hurt so let’s not slag him for that. He was made like the David and he’s obviously not afraid to share with us – THAT’S WHY WE LOVE HIM! (Hear that Kris Letang – you could learn from your bromance crush – so take it off more!)
Some fun facts about our birthday boy:
He lost his front tooth NOT from playing hockey but from playing basketball. He doesn’t plan on replacing it any time soon. Which means he’s not afraid to be himself and has a sense of humor – dudes’ dig him for that!
When he saw a hockey game on TV when he was 2 yrs. old, he’d drop all his toys and watch. If his parents tried to turn it off, he’d throw a temper-tantrum! Now, he just pastes players into the boards. Transference people, transference.
So if you’re dating him, probably not a good idea to get between him and the TV if a game is on. You might try dressing up as Peter Puck if you want to get lucky. SCORE! Badda bing! GOAL!
His older brother Sergei introduced him to his first love, hockey but was later killed in a car accident when Ovi was 10 years old – that’s why he kisses his glove after every goal; as a nod to his oldest brother. He’s sensitive, which is why chicks dig him.
He loves animals – all kinds; dogs, cats. He has a pure bred German Sheppard but as a kid, he brought home stray cats. Pants likes to call this something else and we will leave that to your imagination. Think euphemisms here ladies.
His last name means ‘little lamb’ in Russian. Now how cute is that?
So little lamb, as I did last year, my birthday wish to you in Russian:
может вы выиграли кубок в 2012 и золото в Сочи. я тебя люблю всем сердцем.
For a millisecond there I was transfixed by the pic of him & the blonde (you?!)
Then I shook myself, shuddered violently & remembered the awesome power of stylists, makeup, tights over the lenses & airbrushing skills.
All is well!
I wish and no offense to Ovi, he is THE BEST hockey player ever. But if I did look like that, and in the way-back machine, in my day, a few movie stars had been known to hit on me, I would be making out with Kris Letang while watching Ovi play! But thanks for the thought! LOL! 😉
I was having a lackluster day until I read this. Thanks to you and a beautiful Russian, my whole day didn’t suck.
All I can say about this is 1) I love you and 2) hahahahahahaahahaahahahhahhaaaa.