Sasha Fierce!

In effort to throw the other Sasha some good karma and some love, from WUYS, here is a post just for him. I guess he was on vacation? I don’t know. I don’t care. I was thinking about the trade issue and maybe he doesn’t want to stay in D.C. under the other Sasha’s shadow […]

Good News/Bad News

The good news? The Washington Caps  beat the Pittsburgh Penguins 1-0 tonight. My masterblaster, the Russian Machine punched another one passed Fleury for the only goal of the night making his stat against the Flower 20 points in 19 games. OUCH-A-RONY! But Ovi can only carry this team for so long. At some point, Atlas will shrug. The […]

Mikey Monday: With A Little Help From A Friend

Fresh off a high from seeing my smokin’ hot Russian Bear in San Jose AND their win yesterday over Buffalo and the very talented and tough to beat Ryan Miller (whom I love BTW), I found this little nugget o’ gold. Mikey plays Bob Barker to help out a blog (Pants- THERE IS TOTES HOPE […]

Caution Shirtless Kris Letang: Viewing Could Cause Severe Drooling, Overheating and Other Unmentionables

Thanks to Seriously Pissed and Cassy: You made my Sunday! Deryk undresses Kris Letang at practice much to the delight of screaming and I mean SCREAMING pens fans and really, youtube voyeurs as well. You can hear the girl taping saying her battery is dying. I don’t think so!  Maybe almost spontaneously combusting at what it’s being asked to tape. […]

Dawn's Non-Moment of Zen

I have no words (OK – yes I do) other than – I totally wish I was THAT piece of ice at THAT moment in time: Preview from San Jose – It made no difference that they lost. Ovi scored for ME and that is all that mattered. I was in HEAVEN. Time went by way too […]

Ovechkin Punches One Through and The Other Alex Hats A Trick!

The Caps finally snap their regulation losing streak against Pacific Division teams this season beating the Ducks 7-6! Semin had his FOURTH hat trick of the season (video). He is one of only two players in the NHL right now with that honor. For a dude with a scoring drought, he certainly knows how to come back […]

Fashion Do in San Jose!

Speaking of Head-to-Toe Ovechkin gear ….Pants wasn’t lying about my clothing choice.  I’ve decided to share my outfit that I will be wearing in San Jose. And yes, this actually exists. And yes, I actually wear this in PUBLIC. The first time I didn’t understand why people were staring because I live in Seattle where […]

What's Really Going On Inside Mike Green's Ear

Some how they got inside and now they won’t leave. Talk about uninvited guests! BB is really mad! Ovi tried shouting BOOM but that only excited Animal more and he started banging on the cochlea which made Mike bitch slap Ovi. Nikky is whispering sweet nothings to no avail. Desperate, now Varly is walking back […]

Valentines Day Moment of Zen

Imponderable Conundrum.

What do you do when your two favorite teams are playing each other? Who do you root for? That was the imponderable conundrum of the day when the Washington Capitals played the LA Kings today. At least for me. So what do you all do? I figure there are no losers! Either way I’m a winner! […]

Something's 'Fishy' About This Trade.

Mike Fisher was traded from Ottawa to Nashville today! Did you think that’s strange since he’s married to Carrie-Fisher (NOT PRINCESS LEIA)-UNDERWOOD of American Idol fame? She of many many Grammy’s fame and CWA fame and basically all-around cutie-patutie-talent-pie. Not that she didn’t land herself a hot hunk of hockey man meat. Jealously all-around please. When they married and […]

Your Moment of Zen.

You Guess, I Guess.

So what do the San Jose Sharks do on their one day off before handing the Washington Capitals a giant goose egg? Well, this is where the fun begins. You guess and then I guess. Then we discover together the correct answer of how those wacky fun loving Sharkies spend their valuable time off when they’re […]

More Goalies Gone Wild – Sort Of.

Timmy the Tank and Carry Price got into it tonight but it wasn’t exactly an epic throw down ala puncher-roo Brent Johnson and you couldn’t even call it a Mike Green-slapfest. It was more like a gigglefest between two teen-age girls who got carried away with some hair pulling. Because although all hell broke loose between Montreal and the Bruins […]

Oh No – Not The Head! Mikey Monday – Sunday Edition – Updated

Mike Green takes a puck to the head! As I write this at the end of the first period, Mike Green stops a hard straight on goal shot from Orpik, drops like a sack of potatoes in a pool of blood. He did skate off under his own power but went straight to the locker […]

Make It Stop!

Ok, I swore I would stop writing posts about the Penguins because there are so many other things in Hockey to write about but damn it, they keep doing things that are news worthy. First off, Malkin just injured himself AGAIN – YES – AGAIN. He went into the boards and hurt himself in the […]

Goalies Gone Wild Update

Evidently Brent Johnson’s back-up back-up job should be golden glove boxing because the ex-beauty contestant Rick DiPietro is now out 4-6 WEEKS with a fractured jaw. Great googley-moogleys! One punch Johnson they call him from now on and I bet you he’ll get a wide birth in the Pen’s locker room. Pssst… Brent. I have […]

And Now For Something Completely Different.

Who says the NHL is bias? Letting the Punching Pens off when J. Staal uses another player for a nail to hang his velvet Elvis? nah … If that were Ovi, he’d be on early vacation doing the turkey dance in his mankini! Do I need to post another picture of Ovi with out his […]

Punching Penguins, Manwhiches & Barbie In A Box

I’m calling this Sunday’s showdown of Penguins vs Capitals NBC’s Fistfest-o-Rama 2011. Because with the punchfest the Penguins are on, I suspect it will continue well into Sunday. And I for one, can’t wait! I am even hoping that Mike Milbury will drop Piere Macguire during the first intermission so we won’t have to listen […]

Goalies Gone Wild!

The Penguins are on a holy terror and they are HANGRY! Have they been drinking their Ensure? Or are they just amped up for their game against the Caps this coming Sunday because bejesus! This wasn’t a Mike Green-style slap fight. While Cookie took a dive after a tap from DiPietro, Johnston called DiPietro out and then […]