(By the way, yes this is my desktop topper! 🙂 Cool huh?) The Washington Capitals are celebrating Fan Appreciation by holding an essay contest and nothing screams a winner like WRITING how much you love Ovi or Mikey or Nicky or Brooksy in 250 word or less! Right?! Right. Because we do that EVERY DAY […]
What? Do my eyes deceive me? Can this be true? Are the stars literally and figuratively lining up against me? *sigh* The NHL has bestowed the coveted ‘stars’ this week and Braden Holtby IS the first star of the week. I don’t even know if this has ever happened for The Capitals. Maybe decades ago when they had […]
Best. Sunday. Ever. All my boys played and did well today! The Caps are ‘Winning’ and not like Charlie Sheen. They gave the smack down to Derp face and Charlie’s true other brother Kaner Sunday to make it eight straight! But not without some cardiac arrest allowing Derpy to score with like 40 seconds left to send the damn thing […]
This is for all you Penguins fans. And I won’t make any snarky remarks about Sidney or MAX TALBOT. They are thanking their fans for their 200th sell out, which is awesome. Congrats. But where is Letang? For a player who was a popular write-in for the all-star game, it isn’t a stretch to ask. […]
After “Pants-Gate” and no, Pants didn’t get in Letang’s pants, although she wishes and we’d all be super jealous while simultaneously cheering her on, Letang has been suspiciously flying under the radar as far as creating any drama. But he ranks 13th in the NHL with his time on the ice. Should we nick name him Vanilla Ice? Ice Ice Baby? And […]
You know when you find THAT photo of the guy you like but you wish you could scrub your eyeballs with acid and erase ever seeing it because it’s THAT BAD … well here’s one. I heart Drew Doughty but this photo is an absolute abomination. He looks like Happy Jack from Tropic Thunder. SRSLY. […]
My life is COMPLETE! After taking almost two years off twitter, the Gr8Â 8Â (isn’t that redundant) why yes it would be – Â is back tweeting important things like where he’s going to eat, when he’s going to bed and random comments like “Yes” or “luck” or who knows what. Actually, I could probably guess but …It […]
Hey all you Caps fans! Did I call it or what? Who’s on fire? Sasha Fierce is on fire! Who saved the game tonight against Tampa? Sasha Fierce tieing it with less than 7 minutes to go. My other Russian Machine nailed the coffin shut with a shootout goal. Who won the game in OT against Florida? […]
Mike Green skated with the team in Tampa this morning but still isn’t feeling right. Does Mike Green ever ‘feel right’? OK. Don’t answer that. It’s a good sign that he is on the ice but after practice when interviewers talked to him the below video was captured. Nicky had to use a fire extinguisher while Brooksy and […]
 Evidently Travis Zajac has been watching the same Youtube videos we have where Kris get’s undressed by Deryk Engelland, his team-mate during a play fight. But this time, Letang not properly tieing down his jersey during an actual game dearly cost the Penguins. Zajac pops Letang in the face and they start grappling and realizes that Letang’s jersey isn’t strapped down and pulls it off him […]
But that doesn’t mean we don’t have bunches of sweet love for you! I scored first place in my fantasy Caps hockey for the month! I’ve never ever done that! And the trade deadline’s past and YOU’RE STILL A CAP! THANK MOTHER RUSSIA! I was totes sweatin’ that one. Instead GM GM gave you some […]
I think not! Hot Mop and more. Plus I found this nugget of Malkin and since I will grudgingly admit I like him too, here ya go. But this still doesn’t make me a Penguin’s fan for the record. Just so you know. I bleed red, white and blue – CAPS! Ovi forever. Except ok, Letang really […]
I give you the Ugliest Hockey Jersey: Only Penguins fans would do this … Or is that Pants and Chuck wrestling over Sid and Max’s sweaty towels? You decide … And then there’s this little gem from Under Armour:
Combine the power of the most popular Foxy Friday Alexander Ovechkin and the last  Foxy Friday Brooks Laich, add three newbies Jason Arnott (who knew this hottie was wasting away in New Jersey and I predict future Foxy Friday!), meiner lieblinge Herr Sturm and Dennis Wideman and you will get a goal by Brooksy with 47.2 seconds left in the game to […]
Holy heavenly bodies & mullets my prayers are answered! The other Mikey is baaaaack! After what I thought might be a career ending injury our resident legendary hottie Mike Modano played Saturday against Buffalo and tonight against another Foxy Friday alumni Double D TBG and as sad as it is to say, Detroit beat the crap out of LA 7-4. TBG only got […]
Das ist ausgezeichnet? Ja? The Washington Capitals picked up this German born hottie-BOOM-ba-hopefully-GOAL-A-LOTTIE from another one of my favorite teams, the LA KINGS off waivers right before the trade deadline. A first-round draft choice (21st overall) in the 1996 NHL Entry Draft, Sturm is the NHL’s all-time leader in goals, assists, points and games by […]
So Pants asked the other day what song you think of during fights? I had no idea but now? This is my NEW FIGHT SONG – Ke$ha’s BLOW because it’s got RAINBOW LASERS & UNICORN PEOPLE which is totes awesomeness! It’s like Leonardo DiCaprio went inside my brain and incepted it or something! And she sings ‘this place is about to […]
So Patrick Kane likes his booze and his bunnies? What is wrong with that? I’ll wear a costume if it will get me a little bit of this and a little bit of that! Furbies rock! I don’t judge either. But if it starts interfering with your play, then maybe we need an intervention. Here […]
There are gentlemen and there are gentlemen and then there are men named Brooks. I seriously don’t know if any other sport has as many men in it named Brooks. Seriously. Do these women get a handbook in the delivery room with a list and don’t get past the B’s in Canada? But this is […]
So to quote many a hockey player and coach, hockey is 90% mental and 10% physical. OK – I’ll buy that for a hot second since it was regurgitated out of Kris Letang’s luscious mouth recently. (I’m paraphrasing him more intelligently.) Where I am I going with this? Is it me or are many teams […]