I know what you’re thinking, I’m going to pull the obvious word out my butt, but not yet. I’ll get to Letang and dreamy Mike Green and someone else in a second. But first up, Jeremy Roenick has been harping on the first word, DISCIPLINE. Coming from JR, it conjures a couple of thoughts because […]
You know in A Christmas Story, when Ralphie shoots his eye just like everyone said he would? Well Mike took another shot to the head on Saturday. I swear he’s magnetic. This dinger actually knocked a few screws out of Mike’s helmet… [video] Our immediate Mike Green Prayer Circle seemed to work though – he […]
An Epic Bromance is more like it! Watch Ovi light up when he talks about ‘Semmy’ and Mike Green later on about his roommate Nicky B. No wonder these guys keep winning! There is so much love here, no woman will ever come between them and their underarmour! And sorry ladies, I wouldn’t room with […]
The Caps lost a tough one yesterday to Brandon Dubinsky’s mustache, but I don’t think that hideous accessory has another game in it. Mike has 3 assists in 3 playoff games. He’s also averaging 22 minutes of ice time. Not bad for missing all those games, eh? The Caps took twice as many penalties as […]
This week’s beard update. Here’s where it stands. The Sedin’s are disqualified because they always have one and it’s always groomed. Shea Weber started too early but I’ll include him solely because of its sheer awesomeness but he’s out of the running and same goes for George Parros. And believe it or not, there is actually an attractive […]
Kaner’s Stanley Cup Pants-Off Dance Off: Captain Serious – aka Jonathan Toews does an interview SHIRTLESS: Out and about in LA with Drew, Jarret and Matt from the LA Kings … YEOW! Drew looks Smokin’ HOT! And Scooter MaGoo …
Mike Green is ready to go. He was in, then out, in, out for Saturday’s game against Florida – and as much as we love to see him play, there was no reason. Wait till Wednesday because it is on now. In past years, Mike has rocked the mohawk. We hear through the grapevine that […]
Here at Mike Green Campaign HQ, there is much to be happy about today. Mike said Friday that he is concussion symptom-free and ready to play. He may even get a game or two in before the playoffs start. [link] Mike was also prescribed glasses and contacts, which is not unusual for people in post-concussion […]
Mikey is still experiencing concussion symptoms and has no timetable for his return. He’s skated a few times in full pads, but no contact and no full practices. It’s going to be a while. [link] So sate yourselves with this. It’s not only backwards (WTH?) but gloriously showcases those hideous old Caps sweaters. If I […]
There are conflicting reports on Mike Green. Some say he is skating, some say he can’t. We do know that Animal has left his ear. It took an offer from Hollywood, a music video and a tight filming schedule on location to get rid of Animal. It left some real carnage in the wake with some collateral […]
Rarely can I find photos of TBG with his shirt off but I hit PAY DIRT today. Depressed about Ovi’s situation and not wanting an outburst from Pants if I post another shirtless picture of him, I went looking of some of my other honeys. and yes, I will get to Kris Letang because what is a day […]
Mike comes off long-term IR tomorrow and is eligible to return to the lineup vs. Philly tomorrow night. Obviously we want Mike to wait till he’s really ready. And to be careful. We suggest some protective measures, but we’re not quite sure if it’s time to bring this back: This is from an old Caps’ […]
The Caps are disproving Dawn’s theory that they can’t win without Mike Green (8 in a row!), but she doesn’t mind. Mike, however, is bored. What to do if you can’t come of long-term injured reserve until March 22? Get a new job in the Caps PR department. Mike participated in Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” […]
At the Caps game last night, we sat 10 or so rows back along the zamboni entrance. During the first intermission, guess who did a little interview right below our seats? Mike Green. Srsly. The best part of this story: I missed the whole thing! I was in the bathroom. Mr. Pants took this video – […]
My life is COMPLETE! After taking almost two years off twitter, the Gr8 8 (isn’t that redundant) why yes it would be – is back tweeting important things like where he’s going to eat, when he’s going to bed and random comments like “Yes” or “luck” or who knows what. Actually, I could probably guess but …It […]
Mike Green skated with the team in Tampa this morning but still isn’t feeling right. Does Mike Green ever ‘feel right’? OK. Don’t answer that. It’s a good sign that he is on the ice but after practice when interviewers talked to him the below video was captured. Nicky had to use a fire extinguisher while Brooksy and […]
Three of our top searches yesterday? Mike Green, Capitals bromance, Washington Capitals bromance. I think this means you want Mikey Monday: Bromance Edition. We exhibited yesterday why Mikey needs a hug these days and who better to deliver than his ENTIRE team? It must take hours to amass so many exhibits for our bromance case […]
When it rains it pours. First Mike Green took that slapshot to the head and sat out with inner ear trauma. Then he got the flu. He was back into the lineup a game early (vs NYR) on Friday, only to get a hit up high from Derek Stepan just 6 minutes in. He did […]
Give us your caption for this little gem of a GIF: That awkward moment when Mike Green asks Kris Letang to sign his jersey. You’ll have to beat Dawn’s entry: Kris: Wait, I have to move my sexy hair out of the way. Mike: Oh, what do you use in your hair? Mine’s totally OOC. […]
So to quote many a hockey player and coach, hockey is 90% mental and 10% physical. OK – I’ll buy that for a hot second since it was regurgitated out of Kris Letang’s luscious mouth recently. (I’m paraphrasing him more intelligently.) Where I am I going with this? Is it me or are many teams […]