We haven’t seen Tazer so a squat in a while, so… here’s Mike’s workout from last summer. There’s about one thing in this video that I could do and it’s the part where he stands around looking winded. You can thank Tumblr for these and more. Here’s the video – Mike Green’s Off-Season Workout. Bonus: […]
Improving Mondays all summer long…
How come no one told me or Dawn about this? There’s not much to tell really, but the idea of popping in a DVD and watching Sid giggle like a schoolgirl about his fight or see Mike’s Vespa skills, it’s almost enough to get us through the off-season. Lovejoy’s face, Rupper in his Christmas costume, […]
This headline came up: ChumLee of “Pawn Stars,” Mike Green… at Surrender Nightclub I *so* wanted this to be a photo of Mike with ChumLee. Maybe riding in that ’86 Buick Regal that Chum bought. Instead… it’s not. I love how Vegas gets the NHL Awards every year, Bettman wants to give them a team […]
I missed Mikey Monday! It was for Memorial Day and the Caps support the troops so I guess it was okay. Plus, I’m a little mad at Mikey. He could have warned me about summer in DC. No wonder he hit the jets for Calgary so quickly! It was 95 here yesterday and our a/c broke […]
There is NOTHING to do. Last night felt like the first night of summer – even though the Cup final isn’t even set, there was no hockey on and it gave me pre-traumatic stress disorder. Somewhere in Boston, Chuck is *freaking out* right now. Since I already have the new Lady Gaga album, this is […]
Stockholm Syndrome is a term used to describe a paradoxical psychological phenomenon wherein hostages express empathy and have positive feelings toward their captors. (from Wikipedia) Happy Wednesday, y’all.
I’m a day early, I know, but Mike Tweeted a photo of the outline of his new tattoo. And he said you should give someone a hug because he’s sure you know someone who needs one. You do. It’s me. Because of this. As we’ve discussed, I’m not really into tattoos. Yes, that’s weird. There […]
I’m traveling for work and frankly have nothing anyway, but these make me laugh. Everybody’s so tough. Err…
In the first 9 hours of today, two people found this site by searching “making fun of Mike Green.” We would never do that! Only kidding. We loves you.
#1: Build the new WUYS home office Left to right: Geno, Sid, JStaaaaal, Ovi, Fidget. We know what you’re thinking. And we know Mikey loves Diet Coke.
These Capitals Exit Interviews are depressing, but if you’re feeling crappy today (I am) it kind of captures the mood. Nicky brushed his hair and everything [video]. His ESL sounds extra-sad. Why does he like the Braves? Did he have TBS as a kid? Mike, let the facial hair go [video]. Fidget is in full […]
I think we’ve posted this before but hey, it’s summer for some people and we’ve got a long way to go. I CRY every time I watch this. Then I laugh for half an hour. Then I go back, watch it again and think “Sasha is so pretty.” (I mean REALLY. Take away the early […]
WUYS BFF Lisa sent us this video that John Erskine posted to Twitter. Looks like it went up 11 hours ago, which would be 11 PM last night. Nice to see the Caps aren’t taking their sweep too hard. Wordpress doesn’t support TwitVideos, but you can watch it here. Check out that tattoo. I’m not […]
I think I’ve officially lost it.
There’s a proverb that says night is always darkest before the dawn. So the darkness is Mike Green’s undisclosed lower body injury that kept him on the bench toward the end of the 3rd last night. Apparently he’s walking with a “severe limp” (gleaned from Twitter). I know that he’ll cowboy up and play tonight […]
I have to back Dawn up on this one. What the actual hell is going on, Caps? Is it asking too much from you (Mike Green) to, um, I don’t know… PLAY at all during the 3rd period? I know BB put you in time out. He probably sent you to bed hungry. And I’m […]
Whenever someone messes up in a Caps game I think, “Thank God it wasn’t Mike.” But last night, it was. I hung around Verizon for about 30 min yesterday after the Nationals game, deciding if I should spend way too much money on a hockey ticket or save it for Game 5. If there is […]
Rest up. You’re the only thing I have left to live for in the playoffs. PS: Internet FTW.
I really do. I was there last year. My caps went out in the first round. This was me last year. But I lived through it. And you will too. You are better than this and your men need you. Maybe not your team but there are others out there in the trenches fighting, that […]