A Canucks fan flashed Ben Eager last night while he was sitting in the penalty box and this time it wasn’t the green guys! The Versus feed didn’t catch it. God bless Canada because if you were watching the CBC feed, you got it live and not memorex baby! Those puppies were pressed to the […]
If only this article would have come out BEFORE the Capitals played Tampa Bay then maybe they would have stood a chance! But NO! On the other hand, do hockey fans really read Sports Illustrated? Because they hardly EVERY cover anything on hockey. It would have been the best kept secret, like it still is. […]
Today has been a good day…despite the fact that it has been raining for 4 days straight and the sun is no where to be found. The reason it has been a good day is very simple. It is because of last night’s Bruins game and this guy… Tyler Seguin. It is because of you […]
Ever want to know what a day in the life of Ryan(e) Clow(e) is like? Well, my Sieves, your wish is granted… Pre-game Arts & Crafts Call it a Cash Cab, ‘cuz he be money! Marleau-Clowe-Thornton Added bonus – Joey sans shirt! But where are your muscles, guy?
2 for 41. In 12 NHL playoff games, the Bruins power play has been abysmal. Horrid. Embarrassing. 2 for 41. Seriously, it’s not funny. Chuck is not laughing. After the Bruins dropped Game 1 of the Eastern Conference finals on Saturday, I’m puzzled. Perplexed. Flummoxed. What exactly is Coach Claude was working on in practice? […]
Now that you won’t be able to get this song out of your head, it’s the battle of the Super Twins, Count Von Count-anyone-can-do-this-job VS. Jumbo Scrimp (Oxy-Maroon), I’m-still -Cryin’ Patty Mar-where’s-the-loo and Logan Haute-Couture. Who will win the West-Coast Battle for the Cup? I called Vancouver in the Wayback Machine. On the East Coast […]
We present to you Timmy “The Tank” Thomas and Martin “Squishy” St. Louis, circa 1996… BABY HOCKEY PLAYERS!! Watch the awesome video, complete with stellar 90’s soundtrack! In 1996, Pants and I were juniors in high school. She had a curly afro and I had reaaaally long hair and wore Doc Martens. In 1996, the […]
I leave the Bay Area and NOW YOU WIN!?!?! If my other teams were in it I’d be so mad at you. But beggars can’t be choosers and you guys let us drink on Caltrain so… YAY SHARKS. I hug you! Not only did you beat Detroit (insert me making siren noise here), but you […]
It’s Detroit Rock City VS the Sharks … And we shall see who will be, wait for it… wait for it …Yes, I went there! STAY IN’ ALIVE!
Who’s excited for tonight? Nervous? On Monday, Rookie of My Life Logan Couture posted this. It made me all teary-eyed like that Green Day “Time of Your Life” song. Not that 19 years is a long time in the hockey world. Or that you’d rather play 7 than win in 4. But way to be […]
So this happened last night. And if you expected something else, you must be new around here. Gator was particularly excited, and posted a photo of an Ice Girl picking up an octopus on my door this morning. She had faith. And we’re ready for Thursday’s Game 7. I want to rock my Sharks jersey […]
These Capitals Exit Interviews are depressing, but if you’re feeling crappy today (I am) it kind of captures the mood. Nicky brushed his hair and everything [video]. His ESL sounds extra-sad. Why does he like the Braves? Did he have TBS as a kid? Mike, let the facial hair go [video]. Fidget is in full […]
RIP, Shea Weber’s beard, aka Webeard. We’re gonna miss ya, buddy. *poursoneoutforherhomey*
What do you guys want to talk about today? The Canucks win. Somewhere Shea Weber’s beard defeats all attempts to be removed. That thing had a building permit and poured a foundation, it’s going to be a hot summer in wherever Shea is from. Ryan Kessler ditches the secret identity ruse and goes full-on super […]
I love you, Boston Bruins.
Game 6 in Nashville is tonight after the Preds dropped the Red Wings 4-3 over the weekend. In a related story, it’s a good thing the Preds fly charter because I’m not sure this beard would pass airport security: With glasses? Please stop. He’s making a bid to be Mike Green’s Sensitive New Age Defenseman […]
Some teams have shovels. Some have hardhats. Andrew and the Bruins have….The Coat. Watch the video HERE!
WUYS BFF Lisa sent us this video that John Erskine posted to Twitter. Looks like it went up 11 hours ago, which would be 11 PM last night. Nice to see the Caps aren’t taking their sweep too hard. Wordpress doesn’t support TwitVideos, but you can watch it here. Check out that tattoo. I’m not […]
Lately it has been a little doom and gloom around here. And with some good reason, I’ll agree. First, the Pens lose and Pants was very sad, yet hopeful that Mikey and the boys can ease her pain. Then, the Mikey and said boys get swept up like dust bunnies by Steve Stamkos, “Father Time” […]