God Love The Hockey News! It is so much better than Sports Castrated. THN has the best cartoons and really, isn’t that why we read things anyway? The pictures? Words just get in the way. Anyway, to even things out here since it’s been all Boston and Bears, I give you the best cartoon EVER […]
The Canucks want us to hate them. I mean Kesler keeps trying to be cute, but the other guys are biting and concussing and all kinds of crap. Today, the final straw: Get ’em, Bs. Do it for Chuck. She’ll be the one in the Seguin jersey tied to a seat in the club level.
Happy 23rd birthday, Looch! An exhaustive 3-minute Google search revealed these reasons you should root for Milan and the Bruins [link]: If asked, he would be on Dancing with the Stars. Armageddon makes him cry. US TOO! At karaoke, he sings “Beer for My Horses” by Toby Keith. Oh, and there’s the beard. And the Cup Final. […]
Everyone knows the first rule of Bite Club. You don’t talk about Bite Club. Patrice Bergeron said he wasn’t going to talk about it and then proceeded to talk about. Big no-no. Tyler Durden would be really disappointed, even if you did it in French, although it may sound way more sexy. And then you get taunted […]
It’s time for the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals. At the end, I will no longer be able say “Defending Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks” and I’ll be so sad. But maybe Chuck will get to say that about the Bruins!! Is everyone ready? Tyler Seguin’s all: While RK17 is like: And you know those cute […]
Steven’s break-up day interview was less sad than expected [video]. Also on the bright side, his busted face is healing very nicely. Little puffy-eyed shiner action just makes him look tough. The beard was good while it lasted, eh? One of our favorites this season. He even had a few smiles for the summertime. Well […]
Chuck (Ron) and Pants (Harry), circa Bruins/Lightning Game 7. Stamkos gets hit in the face: The Bruins score to take a 1-0 lead: The game ends: Yes Chuck, that really happened!! Congratulations to the Bruins. Make room for me on your wagon because we’re going to Vancouver!
I have no problem saying that hockey players are tougher than other athletes. Sure each sport has tough guys and heroic stories, but those are exceptions. This is the norm: Steven Stamkos, you’re a BAMF. He’s also 21 and in his first ever playoff run, and facing his second game 7 elimination situation. What does […]
After Tampa Bay beat Boston in Tampa Bay for Game 6, Nathan Horton purposely picked up a water bottle and sprayed a Tampa Bay fan with a water bottle and then threw it at the fan as he left the ice for the locker room. Yes, the fan was yelling something at him but so were […]
Guy Boucher is confused. He wants to beat the Bruins but he can’t hurt you while wearing this shirt. This man makes the greatest faces. He’s like Jonathan Toews in 20 years.
Hello? Yeah. It’s been while. Not much. How ’bout you? I’m not sure why I called. I guess I really just wanted to talk to you. I was thinking maybe later on, we could get together for a while. It’s been such a long time and I really do miss your smile. I’m not talking […]
It’s here, it’s here! And it affirms my math that my wedding is after the last possible game so Chuck and I are not ducking out of the reception to check scores. Not everyone understands us. Bonus: No conflict with either of the two NKOTBSB shows that Gator and I are going to. Because that […]
Chuck is inconsolable today about having the face Game 7 tomorrow night in Boston. Baby, this is the story of my life. Try to remember that drama is what the playoffs are about. It’s why we love them. That sick-to-your-stomach feeling that ends in leaping around the living room or lying face down on the […]
This about sums up how I’m feeling about last night’s Bruins loss in Game 6… Chuck does NOT love. Not even one little bit.
Sorry Chuck but the Dark Side beckons … they have cookies! PANTS: Sorry for the post-jack Dawn, but I have to add my Tweet from last night.
Since Vancouver won, I’ll fess up to being the chick flashing Ben Eager just for shits and giggles – IN MY DREAMS. I don’t have a body like that. Maybe like, 15 years ago. My twins have gone a little south, let’s say. But that’s between Victoria and me and she’s doesn’t tell! GIFSoup But […]
The only upside to this is now Logan Couture and I have more time to practice the Justin Bieber dance routine we’re going to perform when he wins the Calder Trophy in Vegas. Okay Eastern Conference. Give me something to care about!
Bieksa the Berserker was the only one who knew where the biscuit was on the ice … with a freaky deaky goal in double OT and down go the Sharks. It’s 17 years to the day that Vancouver claims the Western Conference title in a double OT as well and will face either Boston or Tampa Bay for […]
The Bruins are one win away from the Stanley Cup Finals. One win. One measly little win. It is so close, we can taste it. Yesterday’s 3-1 win over the Lightning was not pretty by any means, but it is a “W” nonetheless. Bruins’ d-men looks shaky and slow. Communication between Timmay and ZC33, AF21, […]
Let’s face it folks, it was only a matter of time before this post was going to happen. FOXY FRIDAY: Tyler Seguin On Monday, Tyler Seguin was just a baby caterpillar in his little cocoon. On Tuesday, he emerged as a beauty butterfly with black and gold wings. Seguin is this week’s Foxy Friday because he has left a […]