Mike’s hurt. Again. The guy cannot catch a break. At the game in DC on Saturday, Gator declared it’s not as much fun to watch the Caps when Mike doesn’t play. She’s right. The Washington Post’s Katie Carrera reports: According to a league source, Mike Green strained his right groin muscle in Friday’s game against the […]
Gator and I are like a married couple who have the same argument all the time, over and over. It goes like this: Gator: “I can’t believe you like Mike Green. He’s so….” Pants: “… Mike Green.” And that is the only explanation, besides falling down and looking so relieved when he scores a goal. […]
Somewhere, Mike needs a hug. He twisted his right ankle during his 2 goal, 4 point night vs. Detroit and hasn’t played since. No word if he’ll play tomorrow vs. Dallas. Of course we miss seeing Mike on the ice for his skills. But we’re also missing quality unshaven Movember time. Normally we offer to […]
You may remember loud applause/cheering for the ‘vest and rolled up sleeves’ combo on Toews and Hendricks in the past. Since Mikey’s sprained ankle kept him out of Saturday’s game vs. Vancouver, he obviously spent the weekend reading WUYS. Then he went shopping for a Halloween costume. He went as perfect.
Now, is this really necessary? Isn’t one Ovi enough? If your name is DawnCherrie, probably not, but for the rest of us, we’re cool with just the one. Thanks so much. Now don’t get me wrong – I think that Ovechkin is a crazy good hockey player. He’s flashy, dynamic, and ALWAYS looks like the […]
Mike Green, you stud. Way to make Saturday Date Night count! In case you weren’t watching, refreshing your Twitter every ten seconds or hearing my screams echo across DC, you might have missed Mike scoring 2 goals and getting 2 assists vs. Detroit. You might have missed him taking a puck to the chin (“NOT […]
Mike Green’s parents might want to check their family photo albums, because I think one is missing. (I swear I was in DC the entire time.) Someone busted into their vault at Gringott’s and we have learned: 1. Mike Green doesn’t wax his eyebrows. He was born with that perfection. 2. He went from having […]
Baby Mikey. I can’t form another sentence.
Gator and I were at the Caps game last night when Mikey got hurt at the end of the 2nd period. We were busy revising iCarly’s participation in Gator’s Life Plan, so we just saw contact, then Mike fell down. This happens a lot, folks. But Mike got up very awkwardly, half-stumbled to the bench […]
It’s a really slow day and this picture has been lurking around my inbox forever. Dawn sent it, presumably trying to impress us with Ovi’s shorts. Or because he’s wearing a Coach’s Corner t-shirt. But all I see is this. Am I wrong? There’s this: And this. I could go on all day. Mike has […]
Happy 26th Birthday, Mike Green! People born between October 11 & 12 are especially awesome, wouldn’t you agree? We should get today off work in DC, since we had to work Columbus Day. Alleged discovery of North American continent? Who cares. Obvious location of Mike Green World Domination HQ? Approved. We could post the Cribs […]
From your partner-in-crime. Yea. Berfdai. Stammer, Tazer, Greener, Sid, and Nealmobile have choreographed something very special for you. You’re welcome.
I have decided that if the Blackhawks have Tazer Cats, the Capitals are going to have the “Cat-ipals” and who else to better represent them as a mascat than MARU. In Japanese, his name means circle and that is exactly what the Capitals will be running around their opponents this year so in honor of their opening win, my birthday […]
Gator and I had the best time ever at the Caps Home Opener on Saturday. First of all, the warm-up skate. Mike Green, no helmet, cruising around like the Fresh Prince in Summertime – “Two miles an hour so everybody sees you.” Yes, he’s fresh from the barber shop and basketball courts in the summer […]
The moment you’ve all been waiting for has almost arrived. The NHL 2011-2012 season kick off tomorrow, and it’s about damned time. We’re are packed and ready to go: Pants survived a pre-season crisis at the Capitals/Blackhawks game when she felt compelled to cheer for the Caps. Over the Hawks. Tazer/Kaner vs. Nicky/Mikey? This is […]
Mike had a goal and an assist in last night’s Caps vs. Blackhawks game, just to make sure I had something to cheer about. Mike talked afterward about30-35 min/game being too much at the pace of today’s NHL – he’s had issues with mental and physical fatigue because of total TOI. It’ll be interesting to […]
The Capitals Convention was Saturday – Gator and I are now we’re double-extra-super excited for hockey season. Oh, and this. No big deal. The day started with Gator and Slapshot fist-pumping around 11 AM (it’s never too early). As you can see we are already holding beers. Liz got to see a real live Red […]
Here at Mike Green World Domination HQ, we are REALLY excited about there being a hockey game today. So we had a staff meeting, and said “What could be even better? Let’s go for the extra dose of awesome.” Here it is, in the form of Mike pushing a little girl on a swing. While wearing moccasins. […]
I’m late again this week, because my Vespa broke down and I had to wait for Brooks to come and fix it (in a suit, in the rain). No really I was at a wedding this weekend. Caps training camp started and @spanrows sent us lovely evidence that Mikey sharpened his hair during the off season. […]
Right now, right down the street, Mikey and Nicky are building a playground. SERIOUSLY. I should be speeding up Rhode Island Ave NW right now in my dress and heels. Maybe Nicky has a pair of stripey red shorts I can borrow. Why do I not know about these things in advance? Why am I […]