Mike’s hurt. Again. The guy cannot catch a break. At the game in DC on Saturday, Gator declared it’s not as much fun to watch the Caps when Mike doesn’t play. She’s right.
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The Washington Post’s Katie Carrera reports: According to a league source, Mike Green strained his right groin muscle in Friday’s game against the Devils. The groin injury is what is preventing Green from making the trip with the Capitals, who depart for Nashville later this afternoon. [link]
Yeah, I’m a “league source” now. I used to just be a volunteer locker room candystriper.
At least Mike looks like this. When there’s no news, I can still talk about it.
Nicky seemed really lonely at the Saturday warm-up skate without Pooh Bear. Then he started singing along to Pitbull and I almost had to switch teams. I felt like Bella in that tent, choosing between freezing to death and making my boyfriend mad. But these shades are tipping the scales back toward Mike.
And since Mike’s fingers are fine, he’s re-Tweeting. Let’s hope he’s laughing and not crying while he heals his wounds.
Oh Pants, what did you do? Didn’t they give you the “right” locker room candystriper first aid course? Do I need to start remedial office classes in how to “help” them without leaving them with injury? I’m sure Intern Jeff Skinner will volunteer for demonstrations ( or there may be “restraints” in my bottom desk drawer- you still have the spare key, right?)
And Nicky singing along to Pitbull? Not THAT Pitbull song?! NO! *dies*
Hi, my name is Scarlett and I am trained in first aid! (I am allowed to help right?)
Omg! That was the best twilight reference EV’AH! Ahhh, poor Mikey, we need to take turns being his nurse. I get first shift!
Sounds like you’re converting your friend Gator over to the “Green” side!