Sorry I’m late! Jeez, Mondays are tough. This is a special edition for Elisha! Today at Rookie Camp, Caps prospect Garret Mitchell did an interview [link]. Strangely no one asks him if he’s willing to be MG52’s stunt double and understudy. He’s clearly trying to make the team by emulating someone. But let’s be honest, […]
What a baby face.
This is what I’ve been up to (see below) in hopes of helping the Capitals win the Stanley cup – FINALLY! I was so excited when I read the big fall preview of THN issue that still puts the Capitals as winning the cup in 2012! With all their off-season re-tooling, high praise for GMGM and loyalty to BB […]
I… I, er…. um… what? Oh. Here at Mike Green World Domination HQ, I had two thoughts immediately upon seeing this. 1) Sweet baby Jesus in the manger. 2) Should have saved that HP joke, because it’s better here: I just died so hard I turned Mike Green into a horcrux. Alas, you know the truth. […]
Did everyone survive the hurricane okay? We still don’t have power in Annapolis, so we’re going to have to eat all the food from Mr. Pants’ restaurant for dinner. Hugs and good vibes for everyone! So we’ve had an earthquake and hurricane in DC this week. Crazy. Next the Titanic will resurface and sail into […]
ONLY 5 MONDAYS until our first hockey game of the season!! Gator, Mr. Pants and I bought tickets for the Blue Jackets @ Caps on Monday, Sept 26. Tickets were $10. DISCOUNT MONDAY! We will get bananas excited over a half-empty pre-season game. Deprivation and too much sugar will do that. We’ll be playoff-style freaking […]
Gator and I are not having a great week in DC, but I think we’d feel better if Nicky were here. His hugs always work on Mike. In fact, we nominate Nicky for Best Hugs in the WUYS High School Yearbook. Ovi voting: Up for discussion: trip to Vegas, leaving tomorrow. Who wants in?
Every week, you try to ignore Monday. You pull up your socks but still it won’t go away. Monday is just so obvious and frankly intimidating that you turn your back and find something fascinating across the room. Because if you can’t see Monday, then Monday can’t see you. Right? I think Mike knows how […]
Can I just… Are those moccasins on a scooter, Biz? Is this a dig at Mike Green? I doubt it, because you’re hilarious and we freaking love you. So you’d better not be making fun, since I know where your team stays and I don’t do Wolverine-haired emo slapfights. I will take off my earrings […]
And I don’t care if you don’t understand apostrophes.
Welcome to today’s edition of “Who Sounds More Canadian?” [link] Okay, it’s from the ASG, but we still have Fidget vs. Squishy. Fidget wins, of course, since they are not speaking French. (We would die.) Also highlighted in this video: bad camerawork, Stamkos as a babysitter and “Hey Heidi, move your head. We can’t see […]
It’s hot as hell outside and all I wanna do is this. #isitoctoberyet ??
Mike heard y’all were bored, so he Tweeted a photo of himself fishing with his dad [link]. I’m not into fishing, but if you can wear sweatpants I am game. My Dad and I usually go skiing together, because I also enjoy snowpants. Chelski heard that Fidget and iCarly were back in DC today building a […]
This week, I’ve got nothing (except that grammatically incorrect statement). And I’m out for work all day, so you’ll just have to live with this.
I’m actually posting this on Monday, how impressive! The greatness of Stampede continues to bring us boots & buckles: Aw Nicky, such a good sport. And Mr. Pants totally has that blue shirt, so I’m going to buy him one of those hats. Like this. This photo definitely needs more thumbs up. Can we add […]
Mikey hosted a charity golf tournament yesterday, benefiting KidSport Alberta. Awww. In attendance were iCarly, Karl Alzner, Zach Boychuk, Cody Franson and Jordan Eberle. And Nicky of course. He was rocking a shorter haircut. I may have enjoyed this photo for five whole minutes before noticing his hair. No word on who won the tournament […]
Late again! My home internet has been out since Sunday. How did people live? We spent the holiday weekend making flint arrowheads and counting on an abacus. Mike did a long interview with Fan 960 Radio in Calgary last week. He talks about his Vespa(s?), Nicky B in a cowboy hat and pokes fun at […]
Apparently the Capitals need more incentive to give Brooksy a contract. So we’re going for the heart-strings, breaking out Mike’s scrapbook and saying PLEASE DON’T TAKE HIM AWAY. The Hockey Junkies have a great Date Night feature that once included Mike. Even they pointed it out: Mike picks you up in this ridiculous white Lamborghini and […]
Sorry this is late, I was busy! While I was getting married, Mike was being a mountain man: Ah, summer. Time to relax and think back on the good old days: When ill-advised non-haircuts and shared cardigan collections made me want to: Mike’s nominated for the charity-recognition Foundation Award at tonight’s NHL Awards. We don’t […]
I’m getting married on Saturday. Everyone is really excited. Chuck will be there. Just wait till the reception. It’s going to be epic.