Just Jokes!
Oh Geno, freaking everyone out and sending the Pens PR staff into a tizzy…
Tweet of the Day: I'm Score!
I downloaded the NHL Player Tracker app [link] for my Blackberry, so these guys can keep me amused at all times. Does anyone know of teams with apps? I could only find the Blackhawks because they were in the Top 50.
Sunday with the Pens
The Penguins hosted a town hall-style meeting today for the season ticket holders and any woman under the age of dead. You can watch the highlight video [link] and bask in the combined happiness of these guys. No one bothers to ask Geno why he’s wearing Ovi’s jeans. Watch Sid take the ice… we see […]
Why God Invented Twitter
Sometimes I talk to myself in Geno-speak. It only lasts a few minutes because I’m cracking up.
I Love You, Tomorrow.
Mr. Pants needs to be on the Food Network so I can retire and just blog all day. There are so many good things! You’ve all heard by now that the Crosbot is practicing with the Pens. He’s not cleared for contact, but aren’t you just glad to see this face?! Here’s the post-practice interview […]
We said COME IN!
The rest of the Pens also participated in season ticket delivery – but none appear to have eaten a cookie. If only they’d known Crosby said it was okay! Check out Jordan’s goober wave as he approaches the first house. [link] And the tween girls who get their picture with him. Their lives just peaked. Flower […]
Cute Overload
Yesterday, after a charity hockey game in Russia, Geno did this: Since we don’t have a picture of it, we’ll settle for only-slightly-less adorable pictures of him – this time with animals. I have a special dance lined up for the moment Geno takes the ice this season. It’s a little bit like the Elaine […]
How do you say "work it out" in Russian?
Special Thanks to WUYS fan, Rae (@raedanda) for the heads up about this great photos from www.hotice.ru of Evgeni “Bunny” Malkin rehabbing in Mother Russia. The scar looks pretty gnarly, but glad to see that Geno is getting in shape for the season. 99% of the time, I think he looks like a villian from […]
Did You Know?
Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin are UFA’s in 13/14 and 14/15 respectively? I was shocked by this – seeing that the golden goose and face of the NHL would be free to wander and check out other goods sooner rather than later. Ovi is locked and fully loaded with the Washington Capitals for 13 years […]
We Make Up with Max
Oh Max. I cannot stay mad at you. I needed a day to cool off and now I just want to hug you and say everything will be okay, except for that hideous sweater you’ll have to wear. But your Christmas sweater was a good warm-up. If anyone could pull off nuclear orange, it’s you. […]
Ode To 'The Cup' by D.C.
Hello? Yeah. It’s been while. Not much. How ’bout you? I’m not sure why I called. I guess I really just wanted to talk to you. I was thinking maybe later on, we could get together for a while. It’s been such a long time and I really do miss your smile. I’m not talking […]
Off-Season Projects
#1: Build the new WUYS home office Left to right: Geno, Sid, JStaaaaal, Ovi, Fidget. We know what you’re thinking. And we know Mikey loves Diet Coke.
Double Oh Baby.
PENS WIN! So they had a two goal lead, let it get away and had to slog into double OT to take a 3-1 lead in the series. A win is a win is a win and last night… James Neal, you stud! Way to make up for a lack of production in a big way. […]
I Need A Distraction.
Rarely can I find photos of TBG with his shirt off but I hit PAY DIRT today. Depressed about Ovi’s situation and not wanting an outburst from Pants if I post another shirtless picture of him, I went looking of some of my other honeys. and yes, I will get to Kris Letang because what is a day […]
Have You Had Your Letang Today?
I think not! Hot Mop and more. Plus I found this nugget of Malkin and since I will grudgingly admit I like him too, here ya go. But this still doesn’t make me a Penguin’s fan for the record. Just so you know. I bleed red, white and blue – CAPS! Ovi forever. Except ok, Letang really […]
Exit to the Dark Side?
Dawn and I are going to our first Caps game tonight in San Jose. Dawn will be wearing the aforementioned Ovechtrick head-to-toe ensemble. And she’s bringing me Caps gear. I might even wear it. At the very least I have consented to a red & white hoodie (from BU, gotta keep some of my dignity). […]
Dammit Geno
We knew. Everybody knew. And yet today, every hour on the hour I have the urge to throw something across the room. It could have something to do with the POS performance against Columbus last night. Pittsburgh Penguins forward Evgeni Malkin will undergo surgery Thursday to repair a torn ACL and torn MCL in his […]
Panic and the Pens
I finally have to talk about Sid and his concussion. I’ve been avoiding it hoping he would turn up at practice one day, bringing unicorns and wrist shots and 22-game scoring streaks. I’d even take back the mustache. As the silence becomes deafening and the Penguins are dropping like flies, it’s time for a post. […]
Make It Stop!
Ok, I swore I would stop writing posts about the Penguins because there are so many other things in Hockey to write about but damn it, they keep doing things that are news worthy. First off, Malkin just injured himself AGAIN – YES – AGAIN. He went into the boards and hurt himself in the […]
LOLspazz
I don’t know who made this, but I’ve been laughing for half an hour. I just… Malkin.