I’m like a kid on Christmas morning! Is this really happening? Is the team that I’ve rooted for and cheered for all season really in the Stanley Cup Finals? Hell ya, they are! Bruins and Canucks will face off at 8pm EST in Game 1 of the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals. I’m supposed to have […]
It’s time for the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals. At the end, I will no longer be able say “Defending Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks” and I’ll be so sad. But maybe Chuck will get to say that about the Bruins!! Is everyone ready? Tyler Seguin’s all: While RK17 is like: And you know those cute […]
Chuck (Ron) and Pants (Harry), circa Bruins/Lightning Game 7. Stamkos gets hit in the face: The Bruins score to take a 1-0 lead: The game ends: Yes Chuck, that really happened!! Congratulations to the Bruins. Make room for me on your wagon because we’re going to Vancouver!
After Tampa Bay beat Boston in Tampa Bay for Game 6, Nathan Horton purposely picked up a water bottle and sprayed a Tampa Bay fan with a water bottle and then threw it at the fan as he left the ice for the locker room. Yes, the fan was yelling something at him but so were […]
Chuck is inconsolable today about having the face Game 7 tomorrow night in Boston. Baby, this is the story of my life. Try to remember that drama is what the playoffs are about. It’s why we love them. That sick-to-your-stomach feeling that ends in leaping around the living room or lying face down on the […]
This about sums up how I’m feeling about last night’s Bruins loss in Game 6… Chuck does NOT love. Not even one little bit.
Sorry Chuck but the Dark Side beckons … they have cookies! PANTS: Sorry for the post-jack Dawn, but I have to add my Tweet from last night.
Bieksa the Berserker was the only one who knew where the biscuit was on the ice … with a freaky deaky goal in double OT and down go the Sharks. It’s 17 years to the day that Vancouver claims the Western Conference title in a double OT as well and will face either Boston or Tampa Bay for […]
The Bruins are one win away from the Stanley Cup Finals. One win. One measly little win. It is so close, we can taste it. Yesterday’s 3-1 win over the Lightning was not pretty by any means, but it is a “W” nonetheless. Bruins’ d-men looks shaky and slow. Communication between Timmay and ZC33, AF21, […]
Let’s face it folks, it was only a matter of time before this post was going to happen. FOXY FRIDAY: Tyler Seguin On Monday, Tyler Seguin was just a baby caterpillar in his little cocoon. On Tuesday, he emerged as a beauty butterfly with black and gold wings. Seguin is this week’s Foxy Friday because he has left a […]
If only this article would have come out BEFORE the Capitals played Tampa Bay then maybe they would have stood a chance! But NO! On the other hand, do hockey fans really read Sports Illustrated? Because they hardly EVERY cover anything on hockey. It would have been the best kept secret, like it still is. […]
Today has been a good day…despite the fact that it has been raining for 4 days straight and the sun is no where to be found. The reason it has been a good day is very simple. It is because of last night’s Bruins game and this guy… Tyler Seguin. It is because of you […]
Tyler Seguin, report to Principal Chuck’s office. A playoff goal will get you a long way. Two, even farther. And the Technicolor Dreamcoat may well may her weep with joy. But this beard and hair combination is hysterical. Guess Teen Wolf was before your time. But if you want to bite through a beer can […]
2 for 41. In 12 NHL playoff games, the Bruins power play has been abysmal. Horrid. Embarrassing. 2 for 41. Seriously, it’s not funny. Chuck is not laughing. After the Bruins dropped Game 1 of the Eastern Conference finals on Saturday, I’m puzzled. Perplexed. Flummoxed. What exactly is Coach Claude was working on in practice? […]
Now that you won’t be able to get this song out of your head, it’s the battle of the Super Twins, Count Von Count-anyone-can-do-this-job VS. Jumbo Scrimp (Oxy-Maroon), I’m-still -Cryin’ Patty Mar-where’s-the-loo and Logan Haute-Couture. Who will win the West-Coast Battle for the Cup? I called Vancouver in the Wayback Machine. On the East Coast […]
We present to you Timmy “The Tank” Thomas and Martin “Squishy” St. Louis, circa 1996… BABY HOCKEY PLAYERS!! Watch the awesome video, complete with stellar 90’s soundtrack! In 1996, Pants and I were juniors in high school. She had a curly afro and I had reaaaally long hair and wore Doc Martens. In 1996, the […]
I leave the Bay Area and NOW YOU WIN!?!?! If my other teams were in it I’d be so mad at you. But beggars can’t be choosers and you guys let us drink on Caltrain so… YAY SHARKS. I hug you! Not only did you beat Detroit (insert me making siren noise here), but you […]
So this happened last night. And if you expected something else, you must be new around here. Gator was particularly excited, and posted a photo of an Ice Girl picking up an octopus on my door this morning. She had faith. And we’re ready for Thursday’s Game 7. I want to rock my Sharks jersey […]
What do you guys want to talk about today? The Canucks win. Somewhere Shea Weber’s beard defeats all attempts to be removed. That thing had a building permit and poured a foundation, it’s going to be a hot summer in wherever Shea is from. Ryan Kessler ditches the secret identity ruse and goes full-on super […]