Let’s face it folks, it was only a matter of time before this post was going to happen.
FOXY FRIDAY: Tyler Seguin
On Monday, Tyler Seguin was just a baby caterpillar in his little cocoon. On Tuesday, he emerged as a beauty butterfly with black and gold wings.
"I'm gonna unleash "Magnum" on you right...NOW!"
Seguin is this week’s Foxy Friday because he has left a #19-sized, werewolf-shaped stamp on the Bruins organization, its fans, and on the 2011 NHL Playoffs.
After not playing for the first two rounds of the playoffs, SeguinPenguin finally got the chance to show us why the Bruins selected him 1st overall in the 2010 Entry Draft. The 6’1″ Brampton, Ontario native stepped up like Channing Tatum in that dance movie and put on a show in Tuesday’s Game 2 vs the Lightning.
In three career playoff games has 6 points (3 goals, 3 assists). Foxy.
He scored two goals and added two assists in the 2nd period of game 2, which tied an NHL record for points in a playoff period & made the rookie just the fourth Bruin to accomplish the feat. Foxy…four times.
He’s displayed awesome speed and a youthful exuberance that is a joy to watch. Foxy.
He even looks good in a hideous 1970’s budget Bruins jacket. Foxy.
Clickity for Game 2 Presser
He makes an excellent iced coffee. Foxy.
"Regulaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
He’s ab-tastic and armed and dangerous. Foxy.
Pants does not approve of your name tattoo...but she does approve of your muscles.
Soaring to new heights...
He looks awesome in a suit AND a Red Sox jersey. Foxy.
I swear my mom DIDN'T pick this out for me.
Apparently he is channeling “Teen Wolf” with his interesting choice of playoff facial hair. Foxy?
Baby playoff beard...
The jury is still out on this one…but at least he doesn’t have Bieber Bangs…
WOULD
Oh yes, I absolutely would!
I’m speechless. Not gonna lie, I’ve been waiting for Friday…just for your Foxy Friday. I had an idea he’d show up 😉
Anyway, love him. Baby Seguin is not a baby anymore. *sniff sniff* He’s all grow’d up.
Dunkin’ Donuts has the best commercials ever! We should work in their marketing department.
Oh Man. So NOT legal. I can’t swing that “half-your-age-plus-how-many-years-was-it-again?” Nope. Not at all. He is almost HALF my age.
JESUS.
And as for that speed he displays: puts Croz to shame sometimes. I was speechless when I saw it. And I saw his first goal with the team in Belfast!
Bless, Baby Ty-Ty all growed up.
I think you should make “I’m a Seguinista” t-shirts, Chuck.
Just sayin’.
Half your age plus 7. That’s the equation – the only one, according to Pants, you need to remember in life. That is, of course, unless you’re crushing on someone outside that window. Then forget all abilities to remember math at all!
Seriously? That equation just changed my life.
This kind of shit makes it so hard for me to read and/or contribute to this blog.
He is sort of Foxy though, in a man-crush non gay kind of Chuck Norris way…
So, so foxy.
Also, protect this house? More like come protect ME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYfE31iacE
This post is making me feel all cougary.
Ohhh my god, I love that protect this house video SO. much. This might just be my favorite Foxy Friday yet. LOVE Tyler Seguin. Aaanddd, I’m only a couple months older than him! #notcougarstatus. hahahaha 🙂
Haha I’m less than a year and a half older so no cougar status for me either! 😉
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