Foxy Friday: Patrick Sharp

Wait, I picked a Blackhawk last time!  And I’m wearing a Toews shirt today.  But some choices are just… WELL OBVIOUSLY.  There are several definitions of “foxy” around here, and one person fits them all: Patrick Sharp has scored 8 goals in his last 7 games and is tied for the NHL lead in goals […]

Ovi, Overexposed

I can hardly bring myself to paraphrase the Alex Ovechkin feature in November’s GQ Magazine.  Was I expecting something else?  No way in hell.  Was I hoping for a little more, maybe for Dawn’s sake?  I think I was.  Or at least because he stands really close to Mike Green and I’m afraid Ovi is […]

I Have a Question

Yes, I’m going THERE …AGAIN.  Here is a direct quote from for NHL guidelines with regards to player contact with fans. Following is an excerpt from the section that addressed “Contact with Fans”: “Under no circumstances are Club personnel — either players or non-players — permitted to have physical contact with fans, or enter, or attempt […]

A Better Way For Fans To Handle Their Aggression

I was educating myself on the past history of fans vs players. I am also not necessarily referring to the Vancouver incident – I don’t want anyone hurt at a game – not a fan or a player. But perhaps agro fans should stay home and work it out privately than bother the rest of […]

I Have a Dream

Ok, bare with me. No, I didn’t dream this but I REALLY want this to happen. While I was watching Battle of the Blades last night, my cat was digging at me trying to get under my snuggie and he has the cutest butt! Then I was watching ValKat skate and I was mesmerized by […]

Canada – Russians Do it Better – Sorry!

Again this week they put ValKat in the bottom two when they are by far and away the best skaters – which makes me think Canadian’s are Russian skater-haters! Seriously, I don’t think my blood pressure can take many more of these episodes. Patrice and Shae-Lynn had a far less difficult routine but scored the […]

Score: A Hockey Musical

Every single one of you is fired as my friend because you did not tell me about this!  Thank God for NHL Center Ice and the Calgary/Edmonton game I’m watching in reruns, or I might have missed the single greatest thing ever created – Score: A Hockey Musical. I’m like David After Dentist right now, […]

Mikey got an Owie!

Mike Green got a ‘stinger’ in the third period last night against the Islanders and had to leave the game. Pants then hopped a plane immediately to put a band-aid on it and ran her fingers through his hair. I couldn’t find any footage of said ‘stinger’ so I decided in honor of Pants’ birthday […]

Hats Off – Hockey Hair

Mike!  I told you the fight was plenty, and the sweaty Ovi workout shirt you stole for Dawn.  Please stop lavishing me with gifts for our joint birthday celebration.  Good thing it’s over, I’m not sure what else you might do. Caps TV did a totally boring Mike Green birthday segment in which Mike showed […]

Sharpen your toe picks kids …

After the CBC canceled MVP: The Secret Lives of Hockey Wives – the BEST TV SHOW EVER! (Ok, besides Legend of the Seeker but that got canceled too) it left a void in the female hockey viewer’s life. But weep no more! They have given us BATTLE OF THE BLADES! The Canadian version of Dancing […]

Foxy Friday – Patrice Bergeron

Last week’s Foxy Friday homage to Max Talbot, courtesy of Pants, got me thinking about all the other scrumptious French-Canadian players in the NHL. I will always hold a special spot in my heart for Martin “Squishy” St. Louis.  He’s just so mon-petite and absolutely adorable that I just want to put him in my […]

Penguins calling!

Every year, teams whore out their players to deliver season tickets for photo ops.  I wonder – how strongly do they vet these lucky recipients first?  Because I could totally act normal.  Then if Sid or Max (or Kris or Flower…) rang my doorbell, we would have a hostage situation.  Even in those shoes. Video […]