Mike Green got a ‘stinger’ in the third period last night against the Islanders and had to leave the game. Pants then hopped a plane immediately to put a band-aid on it and ran her fingers through his hair.
I couldn’t find any footage of said ‘stinger’ so I decided in honor of Pants’ birthday week and because the hockey news is slow, here’s a “What does Mikey like…” YouTube interview. Watch Fidget’s tongue through the interview. I know Pants will be!
Mikey was given a ‘maintenance’ day but is expected to skate tomorrow but I suspect he just called in sick and is watching THE HANGOVER with Pants and eating sushi. No comment. 😉
We should just change the name of this blog to “What’s Up, Mike Green?” I’m posting this comment from the couch while Mike gets me more miso soup (my favorite).
What if Mike was an elevator mechanic? I’d pulling wires and getting stuck in that thing every damned day. An electrician? I can blow fuses, baby.
PS: That’s totally me doing the interview.
PPS: Gotta go, the movie’s back on.
Had you seen that interview? He’s actually pretty adorable in it. But not exactly high aspirations if not a hockey player but I guess he really never thought of being anything else which is cool. And what is up with the tongue? Seriously? Dry mouth? Dehydrated? I half expected him to fall over like the goalie from the other night … which again, sorry he got a concussion, but that was HILARIOUS to just see him drop. I guess he knew he was going down and tried to get the attention from the bench.
I had not seen this and he is adorable. He always does that with his tongue – Fidget! My inner publicist cringes, it’s just a tiny bit of media training. Maybe he’s nervous, it’s cute.