Ok, bare with me. No, I didn’t dream this but I REALLY want this to happen. While I was watching Battle of the Blades last night, my cat was digging at me trying to get under my snuggie and he has the cutest butt! Then I was watching ValKat skate and I was mesmerized by Val’s retired but hot ass. Which then took me back to the first time I realized I was a Hockey Ass Girl (note to Mr. Cherrie – that is a shirt for you.)
not a hockey ass
I was watching a behind the scenes clip of Ovi playing soccer in running tights before a game and I literally fell off the couch and gasped – much to Mr. Cherrie’s dismay. His ass puts Michael Angelo’s David to shame! Unfortunately, Youtube won’t let me download the classic clip so you’ll have to cut and paste because there is alot of hockey ass to view from Semin to Ovi to Fedorov to Huet…
So here is what I propose to the NHL. The NFL has Lingerie Football – right? They should turn the Winter Classic and/or the All-star Game into a shirts and skins game where the players only wear their under armor and running tights! YES! So we can see all those beautiful hockey asses that are normally covered up with all those pads and they would only allow women to come to the game! It would the NHL’s way of paying all the females back for the crap clothing choices for so many years!
So what do you say? Are you a hockey ass girl? Come on … I know you are. Own it!
DAWN! You did not appropriately tag this post as “Mike Green in Shorts.” Hence I slapped my desk, scared an intern and nearly spilled my lunch. Warn a girl, eh?
I’m with you on this topic. Fidget’s shirt is too long in this video, but Ovi’s got some junk in the trunk. Still, I can’t help it… all roads lead back to Sid. There is no denying the wagon that Crosby is draggin’.
As I said waaaaaay back in the second or third ever post on this site, Sid could get arrested for wearing shorts. Or maybe he wears shorts and I get arrested. Semantics.
PS: Mr. Cherrie for Husband of the Year, just for listening to you talk about this. Mr. Pants and I aren’t even married and he’s learned to tune out 90% of what I say during a hockey game.
I wanted to see if you were paying attention and give you a little mike green present! ;)he does look damn hot in those shorts though!
Thank you, Santa! Please bring more presents. Every day.
Oh and I got an phone full of texts having to re-live that moment when I fell off the couch! HA! But what can I say? It was a pure physical reaction to a thing of beauty! But he’s a good guy and Mr. Cherrie has a nice kaboos too!