Mike Green’s parents might want to check their family photo albums, because I think one is missing. (I swear I was in DC the entire time.) Someone busted into their vault at Gringott’s and we have learned: 1. Mike Green doesn’t wax his eyebrows. He was born with that perfection. 2. He went from having […]
Gator and I were at the Caps game last night when Mikey got hurt at the end of the 2nd period. We were busy revising iCarly’s participation in Gator’s Life Plan, so we just saw contact, then Mike fell down. This happens a lot, folks. But Mike got up very awkwardly, half-stumbled to the bench […]
He turned them down! But they asked! I know. What a shame. But he did an awesome interview on “After Hours” when they were on HNIC. Kevin Weeks was all hot and bothered. Here’s the whole interview. Enjoy! He is just so awesome. I JUST LOVE HIM. And God Bless the CBC – they aired […]
Lazy forever? I’ve already got you beat … Right now these only come in gray, navy and ‘fashionable’ pink but since they actually went as far as saying “being a hit at your next tailgate party.” I’m seeing these as not only the next snuggie (although I’ve been wearing adult footie jammies for YEARS) but I’m hoping […]
It’s true…at least according to the video voice over. Duncan Keith is cooler than you. And stronger. With better hair. And pectoral muscles. Ladies, ask and ye shall receive.
From your partner-in-crime. Yea. Berfdai. Stammer, Tazer, Greener, Sid, and Nealmobile have choreographed something very special for you. You’re welcome.
Dawn isn’t Asian.
He’s back…and he’s ready for some puck, ya’ll. Check out his new video, co-starring Brad “Motoscooter” Marchand here. Also, notice what is on top of Bear’s “Cup”. That ain’t no colander…
I don’t think other drivers on the road this morning appreciated how excited I am. There were some strange looks while I shouted along to Ke$ha: “Go insane, go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain!” Club Nealmobile, people. Get used to it! Today’s schedule is light, but lets me to get to the gym […]
Ryan Kesler in ESPN Magazine’s annual “The Body” issue. You know the part in National Treasure when they light the little pool of oil and it spreads 10,000 feet of fire and illuminates a gazillion dollars in gold and stuff? That’s what happened to the internet when this picture was posted. You’re gonna have to […]
Sean Avery has been placed on waivers by the Rangers. It’s like the episode of 24 where Kim Bauer went hiking in Los Angeles, got cornered by a cougar and had to be rescued by a hillbilly in a bunker. If she were real, she’d still be dating this jackass. Read all about it on […]
Tweets of the day… I made Henrik Lundqvist giggle. For serious. I might have even made him blush. He’s totally in love with me. God, he’s attractive. Killing us with those dimples. And the hair… Glorious. Watch full video here – http://yfrog.com/0iu43z ADDENDUM: And then Pants and I have this conversation after she refers to HL30 […]
The only thing Ovi loves more than a party? Sweatpants. He attended the birthday of Russian singer/actor Andrei Grigoriev-Apollo in his best duds. No wonder Dawn loves him. Things we love: If you Google “Ovechkin sweatpants,” this photo of Dawn’s rear end makes the top search results.
Where does Evgeni Malkin shop? Seriously. Because I want to go to there. There’s nothing like a built-in white shirt underneath your other shirt, especially if it’s a scoop neck. Geno is the most endearing person in the whole world. If he were a puppy, he would have to be multiple puppies to handle all the […]
So Sean Avery is a moron. In other news, water is wet. Avery was arrested early this morning for shoving a Hollywood, CA police office who was responding to a noise complaint about a loud party at Avery’s house [link, and yes I picked the TMZ one on purpose]. He must have had The Hangover […]
Gator interrupted our NHL Store shopping spree to inform us that it’s National Watermelon Day. While this has nothing to do with hockey, it has everything to do with a Top 10 All-Time film clip. What would be more summery? So happy Watermelon Day, and remember your dance space.
Was I not just lamenting the other day that Kris Letang had not done right by all of us and gone shirtless recently? Well evidently he read my post, hopped on a plane and jetted to a sunny destination where he promptly removed his shirt and started drinking fruity drinks. Can I hear a hallelujah […]
Mike Duco formerly of the Florida Panthers got traded to Vancouver. If you were him – you’d think JACK POT – right? Going from a basement dwelling team – well – before they spent a boat load of cash and made some mad trades – to an almost Stanley Cup winning team. Not a bad […]
Everyone’s got Black and Gold fever in Boston… Including these little ones… and this guy too!
I’m like a kid on Christmas morning! Is this really happening? Is the team that I’ve rooted for and cheered for all season really in the Stanley Cup Finals? Hell ya, they are! Bruins and Canucks will face off at 8pm EST in Game 1 of the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals. I’m supposed to have […]