When they show a hockey player…DRINK!

All-Star Weekend is our 2nd favorite time of the year here at WUYS (behind the awkberg assemblage that is the NHL Awards) and since Pants is off on her honeymoon getting all tan, hanging with monkeys, drinking umbrella drinks and being all in lurve, it’s going to be really lonely around here this weekend. So to […]

Foxy Friday: Jonathan Ericsson

We’ll be the first to admit that our coverage of the players in the Western Conference is limited. Our Foxy Fridays tend to have a more…shall we say, biased skew.  But you can’t really fault us when our favorite teams are in the East Coast, that tends to happen. You can imagine our delight when […]

Shanabanned: Brad Marchand

Let’s face it people. This was bound to happen. Twas only a matter of time until the “Lil’ Ball of Hate” aka “Squirrel” aka “Marshamont” did a bad, bad thing and got himself Shanabanned. Marchand has been suspended for five games and will forfeit $152,439.02 for clipping Vancouver Canucks defenseman Sami Salo during  Saturday’s game.  Marchand will miss games vs. […]

Six Degrees of Tyler Seguin

Last night, I went to the Boston University/Merrimack hockey game. There I was, just minding my own business, on my way to get a beer. And this happened…. I never did get that beer… P.S. We have excellent taste in hats. P.P.S. That jacket is fierce. P.P.P.S. BU won! Office dance party!  

Humongous Big Problem

And I’m not talking about the Universe…. I’m talking about the Philadelphia Flyers and goaltending. For years now, the Flyers organization have had issues  finding just the right goalie to lead them to the Stanley Cup.  They came close in 2010 behind the tandem of Brian “Bobby” Boucher and Michael Leighton, but it just wasn’t […]

Foxy Friday: Brian Boyle

Damn you, HBO. Damn you to the 7th level of hell with your evil ways and your trickery. Damn you for making me fall in love with NHL players that I should hate. Take Brian Boyle, for example. I should hate Brian Boyle.  And by hate, I mean HAAAAAAATE.  Like fire of a thousands suns […]

Pass the Mistletoe

Christmas, I love you.  You are the perfect excuse for madcap hilarity from NHL teams featuring the only singing on Earth that is confirmed worse than mine (thanks Marian Hossa). Oh my God, it goes on forever!  This is the kind of stuff Gator and I come up with during intermissions at Caps games.  Get […]

Best Week Ever: Patrick Sharp

Patrick Sharp has pretty much been having the BEST. WEEK. EVER. First, he and his wife Abby welcomed a baby girl, Madelyn Grace, on Friday. Early Sunday, the proud papa brought her daughter and wife home. Sunday night, he scored his 2nd straight overtime game winner in a row to beat the Sharks 3-2. [Watch […]

Mikey Monday: Puppy Love

If someone finds my lifeless body later today, no need for an investigation. Cause of death: Mike Green with this dog. Why is this picture killing me so much?  Why do I love a shirt that’s kind of ugly and doesn’t even really match his pants?  Who has bacon behind the camera, because the dog […]

They're Sexy and They Know It

If it wasn’t for WUYS fan Carter, aka @thekitchenette, I totally would have missed this. And that would have been a real shame. Darth Quiader and Tuuuuukkkkkaaa showing us all why we should cast them in the remake of “Newsies” How much you want to bet Seguin has a matching fedora?  They are in a […]

Hi, I'm Tyler Seguin and I'm a boss.

Yes, you are, Tyler Seguin.   Yes. You. Are. TS19 scored his first career hat trick in the Bruins 7-o rout of Cartman Phil Kessel and the Maple Leafs and it was glorious. Goal # 1 – One-timer from the left circle.  Great cross ice pass from Peverley and Seguin SNIPES it.  Goal #2 – Truly […]

Joe Thornton. A Beard. And a Baby.

No secret that I heart me some Joe Thornton. It all started in 1997… Just ask Pants.  She knows ALL about it. The mop top. The sesame bagel incident. The white-boy dancing to “Brickhouse” by the Commodores. Me and Jumbo go way back. The other night, Joe was honored by his current team, the San […]

Foxy Friday: Viktor Stålberg

Chuck here… You know what time it is… Foxy Swedish Hockey Player Time. Two weeks in a row with the Swedish guys.  Totally un-intentional but hey, we work with what we got. There are oh so many reasons why #25 deserves this honor (the use of the letter Å definitely being one of them) but here are […]

Intern Jeff Skinner Gets A Day Off

We work Jeffy pretty hard around here, what with all the photocopying and heavy lifting and runs to the store to get our supply of twizzlers and mexican coca-cola. But today, we decided to give him the day off. Because when you work THIS hard, you deserve it. Go Jeffy Go!

Shanabanned: Andy Sutton

5 games for this hit on Gabriel Landeskog. Mr. Shanahan does not like it when you mess with our Foxy Friday honorees. Click [here] for Shanabanned’s ruling.   

Quick! Timmy Needs Our Help!

I see your Patrick Kane and I raise you a Tim Thomas. Timmay’s Discover Card Commercial [here]. Right now, he’s really regretting giving Seguin all of his singles.

Foxy Friday: Gabriel Landeskog

hey all!  Chuck here with this week’s edition of Foxy Friday! — Here at WUYS, we do not discriminate.  We love all hockey players equally.  Young. Old. Canadian. American. European.  It don’t matter.  They’re all cool in our book. Today, we’re feeling a little cougar-ish..okay a LOT cougar-ish…but not in a South Florida-divorcee-white-jeans-wearing-white-wine-drinking-sorta-way.  We’re totes classier […]

Happy Halloween from the Boston Bruins!

Zdeno Chara, Brad Marchand, Adam “Darth Quaider” McQuiad, and Jordan Caron visited sick kids at Children’s Hospital in Boston yesterday. They wore this. Chara + giant pink bunny costume = amazeballs. We laugh for days and days and days. Sorta reminds us of A Christmas Story. Kudos to Big Z and the other guys for not […]

We Can't Hear You

Sorry, Michael Frolik. We’re sure you’re a very nice man and whatever you are saying is important and profound, but we can’t hear a single thing you are saying. You might as well be the teacher from Charlie Brown. All we see…or hear is this.

Glamour Shots: Pittsburgh Penguins

All other NHL teams have officially been put on notice. We wish more teams would highlight their talent like this. And by highlight, we mean take insanely attractive glamour shots of their players and create calendars which we can buy and hang in our offices and sigh dreamily over as we format excel spreadsheets, take […]