It is time!! Better than Christmas morning. Call up your cable provider (I just did) and add HBO for $10/month so you can watch Penguins/Capitals Road to the Winter Classic on 24/7, starting tonight. Yesterday, HBO promised us so much vulgarity that you should “hide your kids.” If I had kids, they’d say, “F&$% that, […]
better defense than hannan This is an intervention of Montgomery Joseph Monte Mojo Sunshine Kitty and Edgar Allen Poe Panteleones. We are holding her hostage for treats. We are tired of Center Ice. We are tired of lack of attention. Our ears are bleeding from shrieks of despair and rants about something …O… Ob.. O ..whatever. […]
Somebody scored himself a hattie last night, taking the League lead in points and tying Stamkos for the lead in goals. And he did it all with a pervy pseudo-mustache. Oh Sidney… please shave. Even I can’t get past it. No one is attractive enough to pull this off. Crosby has points in 14 straight […]
Holy Whining Sidney Crosby! Mr. Cherrie gave me the shock of my life when I got home from work tonight tellingme he heard rumors of a trade between the Washington Capitals and the LA Kings. Pants can attest to the fact that I complain like Sid about the lack of defense on the Caps. The great, fabulous […]
One day after scoring a hat trick vs. the Florida Panthers, Boston Bruin Milan Lucic took to answering love letters on www.boston.com. He doled out advice to a girl whose man has been cheating on her and I have to say, he did an amiable job. Who knew this brawler/goal scorer could be such an […]
I couldn’t make this up so I’m just going to quote this directly from the Montreal Gazette, “Starlet (I would use this word loosely – very loosely-DC) Hilary Duff told Access Hollywood about the days before her August wedding to NHL player Mike Comrie: They agreed on a first-dance song for the reception, Ben E. […]
Let’s talk about someone we never talk about here: Steven Stamkos. As if leading the league in goals and points was not enough reason, I want to point out that Stamkos in 20. That’s fine in Canada but Tampa Bay? They have a Yuengling brewery for eff’s sake! This poor guy. No wonder he practices […]
In case you haven’t heard, the NHL is getting behind ‘Movember’, a movement established to create additional awareness for men’s health – especially prostate cancer. Their tagline is quite catchy : “Grow that Mo and SAVE A BRO!” So when you see your favorite player a little more hairy then usual, now you know why! […]
What’s that you say? What do those things have to do with hockey? If you’re Theo Fleury and Todd Warriner you get dressed up as John Travolta in tight white pants and hot purple sparkles and skate to “Saturday Night Fever” and die a slow sad death. If you’re Todd, you cross dress you’re way […]
I need a date for the Penguins game in Anaheim on Friday, 11/5 – that’s this week! Extra ticket, bottom bowl: section 202 and I’ll even give someone a ride from LA. Don’t let the Pens be sad because I have to sit with Ducks fans! Okay, Ducks fans are cool. But who is going […]
Canada should just rename this “The Jeremy Roenick Show” because he is the only reason to watch. While it was Halloween, Jeremy showed up as a ‘vampire/frankenstein’ which really looked like he was in drag which really looked like just another excuse for him to wear women’s underwear and grinned like he had a secret that we […]
Currently, the NHL has players from over 20 different countries and with all that diversity, you are bound to get some pretty awesome hockey names. We here at WUYS truly appreciated the weird and wonderful, so we thought we’d share some of our favorite NHL players names with you. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE? Chuck loves – […]
The Penguins unveiled their Winter Classic jerseys today. If you live out West, the game is on at 10 AM. That’s technically still New Year’s Eve in my book, but frankly what a way to ring it in! Crosby, Staal, Letang, Talbot, Flower (hopefully) and throw in some Mike Green… I can wake up for […]
I was dreading this week’s country music theme but it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be. It wasn’t the music but JR that actually saved this week by being more amusing than anything I could actually mock. I’m warning you that watching Kelly Chase skate could cause seizers or decrease […]
For this installment of Mikey Monday, I’m going to give making fun of Mike Green’s spending habits a rest. Instead, I bring you a recap of the text conversation between myself and Dawn on Saturday during the Capitals/Thrashers game (video). There were about 75 texts over 3 hours. Mike was back after missing 3 games […]
Right? It seemed like Saturday alone had 100 games. Thank God for StarCraft II or Mr. Pants might want to watch some TV and I’d have to tell him no. Goalies were giving away hat tricks this weekend – Semin, Richardson, Stamkos, Borque (he almost got 2!) plus Tavares and Alfredsson, both earning me big […]
Yes, I’m going THERE …AGAIN. Here is a direct quote from for NHL guidelines with regards to player contact with fans. Following is an excerpt from the section that addressed “Contact with Fans”: “Under no circumstances are Club personnel — either players or non-players — permitted to have physical contact with fans, or enter, or attempt […]
To add to the recent debate over all things Canadian, I was watching The Soup (shout out to our Seattle native Joel McHale – our homey!) and the Kick Ass Clip of the Week was from – wait for it – CANADA! It led to a lively debate between Mr. Cherrie and I as to whether or […]
What’s the consensus on wearing gear for a player you love on a team you hate? I have zero problems we’re at Toews shirt, since they’re not even in the Penguins conference. And if I were famous, I think Taser would wear a shirt with my name on it. But what about Washington? When Dawn […]
Mike! I told you the fight was plenty, and the sweaty Ovi workout shirt you stole for Dawn. Please stop lavishing me with gifts for our joint birthday celebration. Good thing it’s over, I’m not sure what else you might do. Caps TV did a totally boring Mike Green birthday segment in which Mike showed […]