I was dreading this week’s country music theme but it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be. It wasn’t the music but JR that actually saved this week by being more amusing than anything I could actually mock. I’m warning you that watching Kelly Chase skate could cause seizers or decrease any sexual desire. I have included ValKat’s skate to try and counter-balance Canada’s new form of subliminal birth-control.

It started though with Ron Maclean and Kurt Browning about to make out to some Canadian country song. It set the tone for a homo-erotic evening.

Then it was all JR and his TMI’s. He started by making Brokeback Mountain references to Kelly Chase after Kelly gave another sad, pathetic performance in vinyl, black shiny chaps. There were no fists pumps this week – thank god- but there were plenty of eye popping off-beat hip thrusts that evidently got JR’s blood racing enough to want to take him out back and do him up right.

After that JR went on to rave about Jamie’s (female) outfit and then ask if he could have it when she as done with it. When Sandra, one of the other judges asked why, JR shrugged and said he might want to wear it. When you shock the other panel judge, Scott Hamilton, and leave even him speechless, then I think you’ve done your job of entertaining everyone unless JR was still drunk from his induction into the US Hockey Hall of Fame. Which begs to ask, was he even a bit jealous that he is sitting on a panel of a Canadian show and not inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto? Just asking.

On to Theo who skated to his own song this week. It wasn’t too bad and he actually did an axel! Go Theo! The homo-erotic moment goes to Scott who gushed endlessly to Theo about being his biggest fan for forever and it was actually touching. Theo needs the support so props to Theo and Scott – Man love all around.

Lastly, my man Val NAILED IT this week getting the highest score – what else would you expect for the Russian Hottie? Ice Ice Baby!

It wasn’t Kelly who went home – a shame – but Patrice did which is also good because he doesn’t DO anything but let his partner make him look good and FINALLY he couldn’t hide under her skimpy skirt anymore. I have no idea how she hid a 6 foot something Frenchman for so long but not anymore. Au revoir.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: BOTB will be giving the four losers a second chance on Halloween to get back on the show thus giving the four remaining winners a week off. Oh yay! (note sarcasm) Does anyone else see the irony that this is Canada’s HALLOWEEN Special? Or is it just me?