I need a date for the Penguins game in Anaheim on Friday, 11/5 – that’s this week! Extra ticket, bottom bowl: section 202 and I’ll even give someone a ride from LA.  Don’t let the Pens be sad because I have to sit with Ducks fans!  Okay, Ducks fans are cool.  But who is going to listen to me squee?

I could sit with Jordan...

That’s right, free hockey!  Free Penguins!  You know you want to make Sidney look like this instead:

Pants is here! She's HERE!