Foxy Friday Kickin' It Ol' Skool.

There is nothing like your first love. Mind you, as Mr. Cherrie has warned me, you never really want to delve too deeply into these guys lives. Once you start peeling back the layers, it’s not like a Tootsie pop with a juicy, gooey, sweet chocolatey center. It’s more like an onion that makes you […]

For Your Viewing Pleasure.

Warning: This video contains Ovi in his underwear. If the first few seconds of the video from 24/7 was all you saw, it would be enough. It’s all you really need. It’s all I really needed. I could just put it on repeat and watch it all day, 24/7 really. If the swim suit wasn’t […]

Dawn's Been Hacked.

better defense than hannan This is an intervention of Montgomery Joseph Monte Mojo Sunshine Kitty and Edgar Allen Poe Panteleones. We are holding her hostage for treats. We are tired of Center Ice. We are tired of lack of attention. Our ears are bleeding from shrieks of despair and rants about something …O… Ob.. O ..whatever. […]

Old Home Video of Dawn at Christmas

As if … When I was little, my mom gave the ubiquitous bowl cut and made me look like a boy so that is the only way I can get away with saying this is an old home video of me. Because honestly, home video wasn’t even around when I was little – HA and […]

It's Baaaaaack !!!!!!!!! BOTB – After the Ice Melts

All talk and no sparkly skating Unicorns make BOTB a dull show. All talk and no sparkly skating Unicorns make BOTB a dull show. All talk and no sparkly skating Unicorns make BOTB a dull show. All talk and no sparkly skating Unicorns make BOTB a dull show. All talk and no sparkly skating Unicorns make BOTB a dull show. […]

Behind the Scenes w/ Ovi

Christmas has come early for Dawn.  Not only have I found her Christmas card image, but also her new job.  Caps365 posted this behind-the-scenes video of Ovi’s Winter Classic commercial shoot. I hate to admit that he looks kinda pimp in that sweatshirt.  Not to fear – he takes his shirt off in the video.  […]

Say It Ain't So… Please! and Other News

Holy Whining Sidney Crosby! Mr. Cherrie gave me the shock of my life when I got home from work tonight tellingme he heard rumors of a trade between the Washington Capitals and the LA Kings. Pants can attest to the fact that I complain like Sid about the lack of defense on the Caps. The great, fabulous […]

Shaken, Stirred and I Can't Fricken Believe it! BOTB Winner Is …

I would never have called this! Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! ValKat! and I’m not just sayin’ it because that who is I have been championing all season! I honestly would not have called this in my wildest dreams and if you’ve been following my posts, you know THOSE ARE PRETTY DAMN WILD. HOLY SIDNEY CROSBY IN MARIO LEMIEUX’S […]

File Under May-December Bromance…

And you thought it was all Nicklas Backstrom? Ovi has a sugar daddy and it’s Teddy Leonis! Check out his snuggle buddy/fest outside his DVD release last week. Looks like Nicky has some competition.  Alex talks about what to expect when watching his new DVD which is now available in stores EVERYWHERE (YES – I pre-ordered my […]

BOTB: That Was All a Bad Dream Episode

You remember in the 80’s when TV writers didn’t know how to end the big cliff hanger episode on Dallas or Moonlighting so they did the Ol’ have Maddy and Bruce get together – something you’ve been waiting for, like forevs, only to be sucker punched like Avery, to find out Maddy was having a […]

This is What Dawn Wants for Christmas – Please!

BOOM! Yes, Christmas just came early and in case Chuck or Pants or IC were wondering what to get me for Christmas, look no further. Other than the real thing, shirtless and wrapped in a bow, standing at my front door on Christmas morning, this will have to do. Just in the preview alone, I […]

It's Foxy 'Doughty' Friday!

What’s that you say? Who’s Drew Doughty? Well let me introduce you to him because I had to introduce myself to this tasty LA King treat. He caught my eye when Kopitar caught Malhotra’s stick in the face (see earlier post). Well, I have to be honest. I was watching it because they were wearing throw-back purple jersey’s […]

It's Movember … and Props to the Washington Caps!

In case you haven’t heard, the NHL is getting behind ‘Movember’, a movement established to create additional awareness for men’s health – especially prostate cancer.  Their tagline is quite catchy : “Grow that Mo and SAVE A BRO!” So when you see your favorite player a little more hairy then usual, now you know why! […]

John Travolta and Trannies …God Loves Canada!

What’s that you say? What do those things have to do with hockey? If you’re Theo Fleury and Todd Warriner you get dressed up as John Travolta in tight white pants and hot purple sparkles and skate to “Saturday Night Fever” and die a slow sad death. If you’re Todd, you cross dress you’re way […]

BOTB: All JR All The Time

Canada should just rename this “The Jeremy Roenick Show” because he is the only reason to watch. While it was Halloween, Jeremy showed up as a ‘vampire/frankenstein’ which really looked like he was in drag which really looked like just another excuse for him to wear women’s underwear and grinned like he had a secret that we […]

Mikey Monday: Special Teams

For this installment of Mikey Monday, I’m going to give making fun of Mike Green’s spending habits a rest.  Instead, I bring you a recap of the text conversation between myself and Dawn on Saturday during the Capitals/Thrashers game (video).  There were about 75 texts over 3 hours.  Mike was back after missing 3 games […]

I Have a Question

Yes, I’m going THERE …AGAIN.  Here is a direct quote from for NHL guidelines with regards to player contact with fans. Following is an excerpt from the section that addressed “Contact with Fans”: “Under no circumstances are Club personnel — either players or non-players — permitted to have physical contact with fans, or enter, or attempt […]

Does Winnipeg Really Exist?

To add to the recent debate over all things Canadian, I was watching The Soup (shout out to our Seattle native Joel McHale – our homey!) and the Kick Ass Clip of the Week was from – wait for it – CANADA! It led to a lively debate between Mr. Cherrie and I as to whether or […]

You Make the Call

Last night against the Wild, Canuck Rick Rypien attacked a fan on his way to the locker room after getting a 10 minute major for his second fight. Personally, I think if you taunt a NHL player who has exhibited this kind of behavior, it’s like stabbing an angry tiger that’s just been stung by […]

I Have a Dream

Ok, bare with me. No, I didn’t dream this but I REALLY want this to happen. While I was watching Battle of the Blades last night, my cat was digging at me trying to get under my snuggie and he has the cutest butt! Then I was watching ValKat skate and I was mesmerized by […]