Sorry, Michael Frolik. We’re sure you’re a very nice man and whatever you are saying is important and profound, but we can’t hear a single thing you are saying. You might as well be the teacher from Charlie Brown. All we see…or hear is this.
It’s true…at least according to the video voice over. Duncan Keith is cooler than you. And stronger. With better hair. And pectoral muscles. Ladies, ask and ye shall receive.
… Did the sky fall? I know what you’re thinking – there’s some kind of Upstate NY voodoo hypnosis going on or Kaner figured out how to roofie via Twitter. But I’m going to go ahead and say it: Damn, Patrick. Best use of off-season. Kaner had wrist surgery in July and is back on […]
You knew it was coming. Captain Serious cannot be outdone in any category (especially his own category) – he was just saving the best for last. Taking a (really too obvious but keep doing squats and we don’t care) page from 24/7, Blackhawks TV once again brings you the best hockey programming around. Carter, Lindsay and […]
It’s like Christmas, when you wake up to presents and the high likelihood of someone getting drunk and being publicly inappropriate! Patrick Kane is on Twitter: @88PKane We believe that Kaner has grown up (not too much!) and probably won’t suffer from what I like to call “Don’t Drink and Hockey.” Symptoms include having to […]
Welcome to the 2011-2012 Chicago Blackhawks season. Also known as Patrick Kane’s 10th birthday party. Patrick is *really* excited because him mom got him a new Huffy bike and the double chocolate peanut butter ice cream cake that all the cool kids had last year. Duncan is psyched because he stole that kid’s cake and […]
There was panic in loveland when Patrick Kane moved his locker stall from next to Toews’ to across the room. Aw, did somebody stay out too late and have to sleep on the couch? You know Kaner drinks right from the OJ carton too. Tazer hates that! Okay, I had a whole post going in […]
I know I’ve been slacking! Lindsay is all over this. David Toews got swapped to the Blackhawks and has moved into Jonanthan’s apartment. Sorry ladies, he’s in your spot. Here’s Jon talking about how you can someday be a better roommate that Little Bro. He even cracks a joke in this video – it makes […]
We here at WUYS admire a guy who can pack light. Chuck is in Scotland right now, with like 2 pairs of pants and 1 sweatshirt. Should have asked Tazer for tips. (Note to Stamkos, at least Tazer knows how to iron!) At the NHL Store event with Stamkos: At the Media Tour launch the […]
I shouldn’t be laughing! Bad Pants! This kid is really selling it though. Quick, someone else fall down and need a hug.
I’ve been saving this for a day when there is nothing else to post. Best category on this blog.
… move to Chicago. Because this guy is sticking around. Former Foxy Friday honoree Patrick Sharp signed a 5-year deal with the Blackhawks today (dollar amount not released). I’d sign him to a 5-year contract with my fantasy hockey team for how many points he scored me last year. He played 74 games, had 71 points […]
This weekend’s breaking news: Jonathan Toews brought a girl to a baseball game. Even the Chicago sports announcers were fangirling. In a related story, it wasn’t us. We’re not going to post photos of Jon’s date – let’s not be those girls. Plus Intern Jeff Skinner reads this blog and we’re not sure he can […]
This weekend, we have a big date with Harry Potter. Saying goodbye may be the hardest thing we’ve ever had to do. And when “the moment” comes for Ron & Hermione, the shriek of absolute fangirl pandemonium you hear in whatever city/country you’re in will be from me. Since we’re busy, who’s going to the […]
I wish I liked golf. All I want to do is lay on that perfect grass and take a nap. But WUYS could be persuaded to enjoy a day on the links for this… The charity event starts today in Winnipeg. If they let WUYS have a team, you know we’d be driving the beverage […]
The NHL 2011-12 schedules have been released. Lives have been rearranged. And the most epic birthday party of all time has been planned: MINE. It’s one day early (two days if you’re Mike Green), but I will be celebrating my birthday by holding Gator’s beer as she climbs to glass to get to Steven. [Complete […]
We’ll let Chuck talk about the Finals and all these days in between where there’s no hockey at all. For some of us, it’s summertime. I don’t know why Jon’s wearing a knee brace, but if it were September I would freak out. For now, I’ll just point out that I have a matching one […]
If you haven’t noticed by now, Pants and I are sorta nerds…but in the best way possible. So when I saw this photo on my Thrillist email today, I just about died. Check out Vader’s helmet. Artwork by Tyler Edlin – www.tyleredlinart.com Pants, I was going to get you a toaster oven for your wedding but now […]
Our beloved Captain Serious turns 23 today. Best guess is that he’s facedown next to six or eight empty DiGiorno Pizza & Breadsticks boxes and a pile of Yoo-Hoo bottles. But we’re here to tell Tazer there’s no need to be sad. As Foxy Friday alum and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Derp, Jonathan Toews […]
I’m a mess today. Crushed over the Pens loss last night but SO PSYCHED for the Hawks game because it is ON in Vancouver! I will definitely need an office dance party today (in my Toews shirt). I read a quote (which I can’t find now) that said over the last 3 games, Vancouver hasn’t […]