Sorry, Michael Frolik.
We’re sure you’re a very nice man and whatever you are saying is important and profound, but we can’t hear a single thing you are saying.
You might as well be the teacher from Charlie Brown.
All we see…or hear is this.
Tags: Chicago Blackhawks, jonathan toews
Bless you, WUYS. Bless you.
Favourite post ever.
God bless the internet and WUYS.
Excuse me while my heart rate returns to normal and I tuck this one next to my naked Kesler
If ever there were a perfect moment for a quote from “Shoop,” this is it: “Oh, my goodness, girl, look at him. He’s the cutest brother in here, and he’s comin’ this way! Oooo!”
Really though, every word of this song is about Toews:
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/salt-n-pepa/shoop.html
*gets her swerve on*
Ok then, chillin’, chillin’, mindin’ my business
Yo, Pants, I looked around, and I couldn’t believe this
I swear, I stared, my niece my witness
The brother had it goin’ on with somethin’ kinda…uh
Wicked, wicked – had to kick it!
I almost said he does not have a “body like Arnold with a Denzel face”… but I was mixing up my Salt ‘n’ Pepa references.
Then I was going to say “What about the smooth black skin?”, but then I remembered this:
http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/DPZIECHim10c88yN
This will never not bring tears to my eyes. Glorious. Just… glorious.
Lick him like a lollipop.
Amen.
Dibs.
One word….. Yum!
WITS, seasoned pros of making my day.
Damn you, autocorrect. WUYS**
I wast gawking at these pictures for a good few minutes before I realized Chuck had written something to go along with said pictures. Hot damn.
He’s doing this on purpose. He’s on to us… watch from 0:22 on (I’m sure many of you have see this though).
What a tease!
Absolutely on purpose.
He may be derp sometimes but he’s not stupid.
Poor Angry Eyebrows…never in the spotlight.
The Ducks’ announcers just said “Toews has a powerful lower half and he will explode on you.”
WHAT?! OH MY SH*T.
No words….
Dirty birds all of us.
There was an interview being done?
I like how the camera malfunctions when Tazer walks by half naked.
At first I just thought it was me…