Tazer Cats!
Game 7 vs. the Canucks… In Vancouver… We’re going to need bigger cats.
This Week's Play-Offs Are Brought To You By The Letter "D".
I know what you’re thinking, I’m going to pull the obvious word out my butt, but not yet. I’ll get to Letang and dreamy Mike Green and someone else in a second. But first up, Jeremy Roenick has been harping on the first word, DISCIPLINE. Coming from JR, it conjures a couple of thoughts because […]
Pass the Popcorn
Holy Canada. Last night’s Blackhawks/Canucks game was one cake-eater away from being The Mighty Ducks. So much drama that someone had to write this thing in advance. I was fangirl-ing away on the couch. We open on the Madhouse on Madison. Vancouver goalie Roberto Luongo is having a tough time – dethroned as team captain […]
Foxy Friday: 2 for the price of 1!
Time and time again, Foxy Friday has proven to be a good luck charm to many an NHLer. You get featured on this blog, good things happen. It’s a fact. It is also a place where we can recognize the exceptional feats of athletic awesomeness of those players who do big things when it matters the […]
Think Twice
IT WORKED!! All your wishing and hoping and posting and Tweeting worked. Whatever we did, it might have helped. The Blackhawks are still in it. They tore open a 5-0 lead in the second period on 2G and 1A each from Duncan Keith and Marion Hossa. Patty Kane added one and thus went Roberto Luongo […]
One Day More
The plan for tonight’s Blackhawks game involves Chuck and I taking polyjuice potion, turning ourselves into the Sedin twins and throwing the game. We’re talking bad penalties, own-goals, the works. We have all kind of faith in the Hawks but some things are better not left to chance. Plus, we’ve always wanted to be ginger […]
Down, But Not Out
Where have you been all my life season?! The Blackhawks blew the doors off the Madhouse last night with a 7-2 win over Vancouver to keep from being swept, devastated and sent to the back nine with nothing but their ’10 Cup rings for company. Dave Bolland had 1G + 2A. Patrick Sharp had 2G, […]
Tazer Cat Loves the Playoffs!
Once More, With Feeling
Don’t you give me that look, Jonathan Toews. Because I’m giving you one right back. You’re close. You’re so close you’re RIGHT THERE. I know it’s not saying much you only have 4 games to work with. The last two games have been heartbreakers and the thought of tomorrow being the end for the Hawks […]
Your Moment Of Play-Off Stress Relief Zen.
Kaner’s Stanley Cup Pants-Off Dance Off: Captain Serious – aka Jonathan Toews does an interview SHIRTLESS: Out and about in LA with Drew, Jarret and Matt from the LA Kings … YEOW! Drew looks Smokin’ HOT! And Scooter MaGoo …
Cue Spaz Attack
Right now I feel like this: With a little bit of this: all for meeeeeeeeeeeeee Resulting in quite a lot of this: Thank you, Minnesota Wild for giving me (hopefully) three more rounds of Blackhawks cheering before I have to root against them in the Pens vs. Hawks Cup Final of my dreams.
Sugar, we're going down swinging.
This is me, right now, over the Blackhawks loss to the Red Wings. I’d tell you what I think of the Red Wings but I’m pretty sure I’d be sequestered for their safety. So please, pleasepleaseplease let everything go my way because I’m a bad loser. I mean worse than Crosby. And the only other […]
Tazer Cat for good luck!
pew pew pew for good luck?!? The Blackhawks really need to make it to the playoffs. Like for realz. If they don’t, Pants will seriously cry.
Oh boy, OT!
When they say a picture is worth a thousand words, they mean one like this: Jonathan Toews, bless you. I can barely keep my lunch down for all the stress I feel over the Blackhawks. The OT loss in Montreal, with JT in the box, felt like a kick in the gut (PK Subban, never […]
Way Out West…
The only team hotter than the Pens (won 4) right now is the Predators (won 6). And take a look at this: I get so nervous! There are a ton of games on the slate tonight that could change the look of this by morning: Chicago vs. Boston, Dallas vs. Phoenix, Vancouver vs. Nashville, Los Angeles […]
Dogs & Dentists
Dental works always makes me think of hockey players, and I am having a root canal this afternoon. BOOOO. But it’s a good excuse to post this adorable video of Duncan Keith’s dog. And if they can fix Dunc’s teeth, mine should be no problem right? That has got to be the worst playoff hair/beard/teeth […]
Century Mark
Six goals in one period is a lot. And it’s exciting. Unless you’re the Sharks and it’s your opponents scoring five times. The Blackhawks had won 8 in a row before losing three, including a SO and an OT. Sharp had 4 assists (yes fantasy team!), Kane had his 100th career goal and Toews scored […]
Tiger Blood And Adonis DNA.
Best. Sunday. Ever. All my boys played and did well today! The Caps are ‘Winning’ and not like Charlie Sheen. They gave the smack down to Derp face and Charlie’s true other brother Kaner Sunday to make it eight straight! But not without some cardiac arrest allowing Derpy to score with like 40 seconds left to send the damn thing […]
White House, Blackhawks.
The Blackhawks visited the White House this afternoon – it’s right down the road from here, but I was not invited. How rude. Luckily Kaner brought his ever-present FlipCam and doubtless got all kinds of state secrets on that thing. See the whole ceremony: Video. Honestly, does he have a contract with them? Malkin did […]
Wishing and Hoping…
I’m about as superstitious as Crosby when it comes to sports, so I’m only going to say two things: 1. Blackhawks 2. bbtazerawwwwww Between the stress of moving and this damned playoff race, now I’m crying. Thanks NHL.