It’s like Christmas, when you wake up to presents and the high likelihood of someone getting drunk and being publicly inappropriate!
Patrick Kane is on Twitter: @88PKane
#smilepeoplewonderwhatyoureupto
We believe that Kaner has grown up (not too much!) and probably won’t suffer from what I like to call “Don’t Drink and Hockey.” Symptoms include having to TweetWipe your entire profile the morning after, losing the shirt you’re sure you wore into the bar and maybe even getting blocked my someone. Someone important.
Not that I’ve done that or anything.
Supreme fangirl party time would reign if Kane just Tweeted about Toews all the time:
OMG Jon is so grumpy when he wakes up. #captainPMS
Taaazzer locked me out cuz is past 9 going to sleep in this plant night guyz. #afterthepartyitsthehotellobby
PKane will also try his luck centering the Blackhawks second line, as opposed to winging for Jonathan Toews. The coaching staff have been considering it for some time [link]. Kaner played at centerlast night in the Hawks 4-3 win over Detroit (sorry Gator). He had a goal and an assist – but Toews also had a point on both plays, so I assume Kane was on the wing for those shifts. My cable is out, so correct me if I’m wrong!
We’ll let you know how it looks on Sunday when the Hawks play the Caps!
I woke Lindsay up yesterday when Chris Kuc confirmed it was official. LEGITIMATE FANGIRL EMERGENCY. Sadly I’m predicting this will last less time than Patrick Sharp on Twitter. Remember that? No, right? But I’m really hoping he just OWNS, ignores the billions of lame douche tweets that are all “Hey Kaner – I got 20c you can borrow.” (There are already lots, I checked), and at some point tweets a picture of a sleeping Jonny Toews with the hastag:
#irony
Jess, c’mon, you’re making us sound crazy. 😉 OK, we are. Well worth being woken up for.
If there’s Toews Tweets from Stalberg and Kane, I will ACTUALLY die.
And is that Joey in the stands???? HOCKEY SEASON, I LOVE YOU!
PS – Prayer circle for Ben F*cking Smith starting in 10 minutes.
YES YES YES. I have been waiting for someone like Patty Kane to get on Twitter. I hope he makes it fun.
Hey-is that Joey the Junior Reporter in the last pic?
That was EXACTLY my reaction when I found out Patrick Kane is officially on twitter.
made my morning. stupid smile on my face. co-workers confused
Yes, that’s Joey in the last graphic. That kid makes my day.