Sorry, Michael Frolik. We’re sure you’re a very nice man and whatever you are saying is important and profound, but we can’t hear a single thing you are saying. You might as well be the teacher from Charlie Brown. All we see…or hear is this.
All other NHL teams have officially been put on notice. We wish more teams would highlight their talent like this. And by highlight, we mean take insanely attractive glamour shots of their players and create calendars which we can buy and hang in our offices and sigh dreamily over as we format excel spreadsheets, take […]
Intern Jeff Skinner here, announcing an Independent Study that I’m taking as part of my job with WUYS. Why not do more work, eh? It’s not like they pay me. My objective (as clearly stated in my WUYS Thesis Outline) is to get Pants and Gator to come to Raleigh to see me. I went […]
Gator FTW! She just sent me this – trolling the internet for pictures of iCarly when she should be working. Wonder who she learned that from? Capitol File – Washington Capitals Model Fall Fashions Here’s the link to short player profiles and a link to the video. Knuble’s vest and Hendy’s rolled-up sleeves are my […]
It’s true…at least according to the video voice over. Duncan Keith is cooler than you. And stronger. With better hair. And pectoral muscles. Ladies, ask and ye shall receive.
This one’s for Lindsay and Carter, for no reason other than it’s Friday. And they got pretty excited last night. Something about “holding five puppies.” Only kidding. But that’s a pretty epic derpface. Jonathan, however, is not amused by my mockery. He’s very busy wearing the shit out of that shirt. And this one:
I don’t think other drivers on the road this morning appreciated how excited I am. There were some strange looks while I shouted along to Ke$ha: “Go insane, go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain!” Club Nealmobile, people. Get used to it! Today’s schedule is light, but lets me to get to the gym […]
The moment you’ve all been waiting for has almost arrived. The NHL 2011-2012 season kick off tomorrow, and it’s about damned time. We’re are packed and ready to go: Pants survived a pre-season crisis at the Capitals/Blackhawks game when she felt compelled to cheer for the Caps. Over the Hawks. Tazer/Kaner vs. Nicky/Mikey? This is […]
Someone had a big night last night. Not just goals, but beauties! And a little hows-your-mother with his old pee-wee teammate PK Subban there at the end. Don’t get between Stamkos and the net, kindergarten. Meanwhile, in the Squats Department: Does that say what I think it says – he can squat 450 lbs? Like […]
Last night, we picked up Chuck at the airport and made the trip to Montreal for today’s Lightning vs. Canadiens game (Note: We didn’t. Do you think they’d actually let us into Canada?) . We drove all night (it’s not that far), had poutine for breakfast (win) and lined up hours early for the Bolts […]
The Dallas Stars signed Mike Modano to a one day contract so he could retire as a member of the team he played with for 20 seasons. CLASS ACT. Modano will officially announce at 2 PM ET today and you can watch it live on NHL.com. NHL Network will premiere “Mike Modano: American Icon,” a […]
The October 3rd ESPN Magazine comes with this cover: The feature “Why Boston is Better than You” notes that the Bruins (and most NHL teams in general) do not use advanced metrics as a statistical model for designing teams. My favorite part: “The Stanley Cup they won last year, while a lovely capstone for Boston […]
We here at WUYS admire a guy who can pack light. Chuck is in Scotland right now, with like 2 pairs of pants and 1 sweatshirt. Should have asked Tazer for tips. (Note to Stamkos, at least Tazer knows how to iron!) At the NHL Store event with Stamkos: At the Media Tour launch the […]
They might not be pretty as Pants’ team…but Dave’s a KILLER! are pretty boss. 260 goals. 516 assists. + 210. 615 PIM. 273 PPP. 2,446 SOG. Plus I got Lobster (LOBSTAH!), the Lousy Ventriloquist, Darth Quaider, the Professor, and the Tank. This is gonna be fun.
The start of the inaugural season of WUYS Fantasy Hockey league is right around the corner, so you know what that means…. DRAFT DAY! As much as we would LOVE to hold our very own Combine (Running! Jumping! Flexing!) and rent out an arena in which to hold said draft, we just can’t. WUYS doesn’t […]
Wishes really do come true! HBO’s 24/7 Penguins Capitals: Road to the Winter Classic is on pre-sale! Get it here [link] and use promo code HBO15 for 15% off. With shipping, it’s $21 and change. DVDs will ship on November 15. You can spend Thanksgiving break reliving the mustaches, Vespas, elf costumes, MAF-bombs, Jordan Staal […]
What a baby face.
Tweets of the day… I made Henrik Lundqvist giggle. For serious. I might have even made him blush. He’s totally in love with me. God, he’s attractive. Killing us with those dimples. And the hair… Glorious. Watch full video here – http://yfrog.com/0iu43z ADDENDUM: And then Pants and I have this conversation after she refers to HL30 […]
What’s Up, Ya Sieve? turns 1 today! So you know what that mean… Cake. Mexican Coca-Colas. Office Dance Party. More cake. Glitter…so much glitter… and this… 365 days and here we are! We’ve had almost 200,000 hits, which we can honestly say we never expected. We thought we’d be lucky if we got 200, not counting the 195 […]
Yesterday, after a charity hockey game in Russia, Geno did this: Since we don’t have a picture of it, we’ll settle for only-slightly-less adorable pictures of him – this time with animals. I have a special dance lined up for the moment Geno takes the ice this season. It’s a little bit like the Elaine […]