Someone had a big night last night.
Not just goals, but beauties! And a little hows-your-mother with his old pee-wee teammate PK Subban there at the end. Don’t get between Stamkos and the net, kindergarten. Meanwhile, in the Squats Department:
Does that say what I think it says – he can squat 450 lbs? Like in case he ever needs to lift a car off Gator after she runs into traffic trying to hug him? Jeeeeez.
I was thinking of new nicknames for people while brushing my teeth(really) and I just want to call Stammer “Miami Vice.” Yes it’s the wrong part of Florida but the hair is so 80s. And Steven wasn’t even around then. He could borrow Ryan Gosling’s satin jacket from Drive and it would be aces.
Look at Stammer go! Look at Matty Gilroy (#97) getting in there for the celebration on the 2nd goal (GO BU!)
Get Steven a white suit and loafers with no socks STAT!
I have a fever…it’s called fangirl…and the only cure for it….is more videos of Stamkos working out with Gary Roberts and doing INSANE box jumps and footspeed work. And squatting 450 lbs. Yes please.