Some how they got inside and now they won’t leave. Talk about uninvited guests! BB is really mad! Ovi tried shouting BOOM but that only excited Animal more and he started banging on the cochlea which made Mike bitch slap Ovi. Nikky is whispering sweet nothings to no avail. Desperate, now Varly is walking back […]
I was going to dedicate Mikey Monday to a hilarious trove of photos of Mike & Niklas Backstrom challenging Kaner & Toews for Bromance of the Millennium. Then I saw this: Marilyn Denis is a Canadian talk show host. That should be my job! She had Cabbie on the Street (Cabral Richards) on today with […]
Mike Green takes a puck to the head! As I write this at the end of the first period, Mike Green stops a hard straight on goal shot from Orpik, drops like a sack of potatoes in a pool of blood. He did skate off under his own power but went straight to the locker […]
When I saw this photo, I nearly burst my spleen laughing. WHO DOES THESE? Either brilliant or tragic, you decide. Yah00! Puck Daddy caption: “Dude, senior prom was weird this year.” My first thought was: This is how they make their moves on the ladies. Let me dim the lights by throwing my jersey over […]
I don’t want to be accused of not being an equal opportunity zennist. And I know there are a few of our friends here that also love Mikey. Since this is his first rodeo at the All Star Game AND he’s an alternate Captain, here’s YOUR moment of MIKEY Zen:
Mike talked about his All-Star Game alternate captaincy before the Caps went out and spanked the Leafs [Video]. They play the Rangers today on Versus… damn, I wanted to watch Elk Hunter. The real All Star is Mike’s cowlick though – how do you even get a helmet on over this hair? And because you […]
Introducing Mike Green, All-Star Game alternate captain for Team Staal. I control the universe!! This could not wait for Mikey Monday. From the NHL.com article, I just loved this part: Green has been the NHL’s most dynamic offensive defenseman the previous two seasons, but he has also steadily improved his work at the defensive end. […]
So I got left alone in the WUYS offices today while Pants and Chuck run amuck on the East Coast! I got left with cold coffee, stale do-nots and a post-it note from Pants saying “MM please”. I am assuming that means I’m left with Mikey Monday. God knows he didn’t do anything last night in […]
Dawn’s talking about the Pens, I’m talking about the Caps – it’s like Freaky Friday in here. (Okay, maybe not.) There are days when you’re the guy, and days when you aren’t. Mike Green was definitely the guy in the Caps’ Saturday night win over Florida. First, he made this pass to Eric Fehr from […]
Mike was a little quiet during the Winter Classic, but not surrounding the Winter Classic. In fact, he orchestrated getting a friend on the ice for the family skate to propose to his girlfriend! How cute is that?! [Story] We watched the game at Giordano Bros. in SF, our fave Pittsburgh bar. I had to […]
Happy post-Christmas food coma, everyone! I hope you enjoyed Thursday’s Penguins vs. Capitals shoot out stunner – if that doesn’t get you excited for the Winter Classic, you’re a Scrooge. Oh Mike. Stealing the show on 24/7 with your Vespa and then coming alive on the scoreboard for the big game! We love it, baby. […]
And I say, “You are quite welcome Pants.” Say no more for your daily dose for Mikey Wednesday. Today is brought to you by the letter “M” for Maxim. I won’t give the gory details of how this post came about because some things between a husband and wife should remain private. But let’s just […]
Well well, the Capitals won a game. Even I am breathing a sigh of relief because I don’t like to see people get humiliated. It’s one thing to lose 8 in row when your sad panda face is not all over HBO. Plus, I don’t want to hear excuses when they play the Penguins on […]
Fidget has the flu, which kept him out of last night’s spanking by the Rangers. Dawn always says they can’t play without him. We volunteer our in-home nursing services and hope Mike is better for Wednesday’s game vs. Anaheim. Back on Nov 29, the Capitals did a team building day at the FBI training facility […]
I’m trying to think of something witty to say but I can’t stop giggling. I have a lot of trouble with shows like The Office and movies like Meet the Parents – I get really uncomfortable. Typically I run out of the room. But this… it’s awkwardly adorable. I’ve been saving this for a while […]
Fidget missed a game this week with that “undisclosed upper body injury,” then came back Sunday vs. Carolina only to be helped off the ice after blocking a shot with his knee. I bet Mikey fell down a lot as a kid. @wyshynski – Boudreau on Green: “Have you ever blocked a shot? They friggin […]
I have been on a plane ALL day and I nearly paid $12.99 for in-flight wireless just so I could get this Mikey Monday update done! Alas, it’s a good thing I didn’t post before the Capitals vs. Devils game. Also a good thing I didn’t fly into Jersey early to see said game, or […]
Excuse me as my onomatopoeia gets a little out of control: It’s the Mikey Monday Mustache & Moped edition. As Dawn pointed out a few weeks ago, it’s Movember. And I don’t think most of these guys need an excuse to grow a ridiculous mustache. While we applaud Mike for participating to raise awareness about […]
The Mondays cannot come fast enough for Mike Green. He absolutely killed it this week! The season is one month old and the Capitals are atop their division standings today. Last night, Mike dusted off his other nickname (we prefer Fidget) and scored the game-winning, overtime power play goal to give the Capitals a 3-2 […]
This week’s edition of Mikey Monday practically wrote itself! Like a Post-It Note on the bathroom mirror, the Caps dumped the Flames on Saturday night. Hard. Iginla will be eating Krispy Kremes and cutting Ovi out of photos for at least a week. Washington scored 6 goals in the 2nd period and won 7-2. Mike […]