Excuse me as my onomatopoeia gets a little out of control: It’s the Mikey Monday Mustache & Moped edition.  As Dawn pointed out a few weeks ago, it’s Movember.  And I don’t think most of these guys need an excuse to grow a ridiculous mustache.  While we applaud Mike for participating to raise awareness about men’s health issues, can we make a request?  Can we donate for him NOT to do this again?

This is my Evil Villain look.

The girl on the right is thinking, “Yeah, I still totally would.” Mike scored in the Caps 6-4 win over Atlanta last night and now has 5 goals on the season.  He also has a Vespa. What does this have to do with anything?  Who cares?!  Mike put it on his Facebook page which means he really, really wants me to make fun of it.  But hey, I like Vespas.  And I could wear a scarf and ride on the back waving “Ciao” at other drivers.

Eddie Izzard is laughing somewhere. Ciao!

Mike’s hosting a charity concert on December 13 to raise money for So Kids Can.  If you’re in DC and want a $50 tax write-off, check it out.  Plus Mike will probably have shaved by then.  Bonus points if you give him my phone number.