Mikey Monday: Special Teams

For this installment of Mikey Monday, I’m going to give making fun of Mike Green’s spending habits a rest.  Instead, I bring you a recap of the text conversation between myself and Dawn on Saturday during the Capitals/Thrashers game (video).  There were about 75 texts over 3 hours.  Mike was back after missing 3 games […]

Mike Green Paid for This

First, let’s all wish Mike Green well.  He didn’t play Saturday night and according to Dawn’s text: “They need Fidget, badly.”  Don’t we all? Hopefully he’ll be back for tomorrow night’s game vs. Boston, which Chuck hopes he loses. Mike Green Paid for This – Episode 4: The Fireplace I was tempted to call this […]

Birthday Party, You're Invited

We interrupt your regularly scheduled episode of Mike Greek Paid for This for a special occasion – Happy Birthday to Everyone!  Okay, not everyone – Happy Birthday Pants (today) and Mike Green (tomorrow). For my birthday, Mike decided to roll up his sleeves and fight Ilya Kovalchuk on Saturday night.  It wasn’t a great fight […]

Mike Green Paid for This

OMG it’s Monday.  Fidget Fan Club presidential failure underway! All (3) of you will read this Tuesday, but I’m milking the PST time zone for all it’s worth.  Working is totally overrated when you could be Googling Mike Green.  Since we’ve had plenty to say on WUYS today, I will keep this one short: Mike […]

Mike Green Paid for This

Look who did his hair and put on a tie!  Mike Green is trying to impress us.  Unnecessary, I say, but it’s so cute of him to always bring us presents.  I have my own little present for Mike, to put him in the ranks of WUYS favorites like Martin St. Louis.  A nickname: Fidget. […]

Mike Green Paid For This

I just laughed so hard at my desk that my intern came in to see if I was crying.  Mariah Carey?  Mike Green, you are too much. Chuck had a brilliant idea: Mikey Mondays! I will see her blatant attempt to restrict my ramblings to one day a week and raise her with another edition […]

Mike Green Paid For This

Disclaimer: I can’t get enough of Mike Green. He’s hysterical. His birthday is the day after mine. That haircut. Between his website and Twitter… maybe I’m giving Mikey too much credit, assuming his hipster/tool personality is at least somewhat ironic. He could be serious, in which case I will delete this post at a later […]