Sorry this is late, I was busy! While I was getting married, Mike was being a mountain man: Ah, summer. Time to relax and think back on the good old days: When ill-advised non-haircuts and shared cardigan collections made me want to: Mike’s nominated for the charity-recognition Foundation Award at tonight’s NHL Awards. We don’t […]
We haven’t seen Tazer so a squat in a while, so… here’s Mike’s workout from last summer. There’s about one thing in this video that I could do and it’s the part where he stands around looking winded. You can thank Tumblr for these and more. Here’s the video – Mike Green’s Off-Season Workout. Bonus: […]
Improving Mondays all summer long…
I missed Mikey Monday! It was for Memorial Day and the Caps support the troops so I guess it was okay. Plus, I’m a little mad at Mikey. He could have warned me about summer in DC. No wonder he hit the jets for Calgary so quickly! It was 95 here yesterday and our a/c broke […]
I’m a day early, I know, but Mike Tweeted a photo of the outline of his new tattoo. And he said you should give someone a hug because he’s sure you know someone who needs one. You do. It’s me. Because of this. As we’ve discussed, I’m not really into tattoos. Yes, that’s weird. There […]
I’m traveling for work and frankly have nothing anyway, but these make me laugh. Everybody’s so tough. Err…
I think we’ve posted this before but hey, it’s summer for some people and we’ve got a long way to go. I CRY every time I watch this. Then I laugh for half an hour. Then I go back, watch it again and think “Sasha is so pretty.” (I mean REALLY. Take away the early […]
Whenever someone messes up in a Caps game I think, “Thank God it wasn’t Mike.” But last night, it was. I hung around Verizon for about 30 min yesterday after the Nationals game, deciding if I should spend way too much money on a hockey ticket or save it for Game 5. If there is […]
You know in A Christmas Story, when Ralphie shoots his eye just like everyone said he would? Well Mike took another shot to the head on Saturday. I swear he’s magnetic. This dinger actually knocked a few screws out of Mike’s helmet… [video] Our immediate Mike Green Prayer Circle seemed to work though – he […]
The Caps lost a tough one yesterday to Brandon Dubinsky’s mustache, but I don’t think that hideous accessory has another game in it. Mike has 3 assists in 3 playoff games. He’s also averaging 22 minutes of ice time. Not bad for missing all those games, eh? The Caps took twice as many penalties as […]
Mike Green is ready to go. He was in, then out, in, out for Saturday’s game against Florida – and as much as we love to see him play, there was no reason. Wait till Wednesday because it is on now. In past years, Mike has rocked the mohawk. We hear through the grapevine that […]
Here at Mike Green Campaign HQ, there is much to be happy about today. Mike said Friday that he is concussion symptom-free and ready to play. He may even get a game or two in before the playoffs start. [link] Mike was also prescribed glasses and contacts, which is not unusual for people in post-concussion […]
Mikey is still experiencing concussion symptoms and has no timetable for his return. He’s skated a few times in full pads, but no contact and no full practices. It’s going to be a while. [link] So sate yourselves with this. It’s not only backwards (WTH?) but gloriously showcases those hideous old Caps sweaters. If I […]
There are conflicting reports on Mike Green. Some say he is skating, some say he can’t. We do know that Animal has left his ear. It took an offer from Hollywood, a music video and a tight filming schedule on location to get rid of Animal. It left some real carnage in the wake with some collateral […]
Mike comes off long-term IR tomorrow and is eligible to return to the lineup vs. Philly tomorrow night. Obviously we want Mike to wait till he’s really ready. And to be careful. We suggest some protective measures, but we’re not quite sure if it’s time to bring this back: This is from an old Caps’ […]
The Caps are disproving Dawn’s theory that they can’t win without Mike Green (8 in a row!), but she doesn’t mind. Mike, however, is bored. What to do if you can’t come of long-term injured reserve until March 22? Get a new job in the Caps PR department. Mike participated in Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” […]
Mike Green skated with the team in Tampa this morning but still isn’t feeling right. Does Mike Green ever ‘feel right’? OK. Don’t answer that. It’s a good sign that he is on the ice but after practice when interviewers talked to him the below video was captured. Nicky had to use a fire extinguisher while Brooksy and […]
Three of our top searches yesterday? Mike Green, Capitals bromance, Washington Capitals bromance. I think this means you want Mikey Monday: Bromance Edition. We exhibited yesterday why Mikey needs a hug these days and who better to deliver than his ENTIRE team? It must take hours to amass so many exhibits for our bromance case […]
When it rains it pours. First Mike Green took that slapshot to the head and sat out with inner ear trauma. Then he got the flu. He was back into the lineup a game early (vs NYR) on Friday, only to get a hit up high from Derek Stepan just 6 minutes in. He did […]
Fresh off a high from seeing my smokin’ hot Russian Bear in San Jose AND their win yesterday over Buffalo and the very talented and tough to beat Ryan Miller (whom I love BTW), I found this little nugget o’ gold. Mikey plays Bob Barker to help out a blog (Pants- THERE IS TOTES HOPE […]