I’m leaving him for YOU. Cue Adele. Well. I heard a rumor that DDTBG was holding out for more dough, ah, I mean signing with the Kings because he was waiting to see what Shea Weber was going to do during his arbitration. Why you ask? Well the mill said he felt he was on […]
Was I not just lamenting the other day that Kris Letang had not done right by all of us and gone shirtless recently? Well evidently he read my post, hopped on a plane and jetted to a sunny destination where he promptly removed his shirt and started drinking fruity drinks. Can I hear a hallelujah […]
Since Rae bought me a beer last night, I’m posting this picture of Ovi for her. Please tell me that’s not underwear, then jeans and then sweatpants. I must be hallucinating. Not to mention he has his shirt off, in public, in China. You don’t have to ask Jon what he thinks. No really, don’t […]
If you’ve ever watched Dave Chappelle, you’ve seen his Rick James’ semi-biographical parody where Rick James himself exclaims “Cocaine’s a hell of a drug!”
It’s been a while because I was waiting for the luscious Tanger to DO SOMETHING with his LONG summer vacation. SOMETHING as in something SHIRTLESS. Something meaningful for his broad fan base and by broad, I mean, female. It’s been slim pickins out there sisters.
So the internet is all a buzz about Ovi’s ‘baby belly’, ‘beer belly’, ‘baby bump’ what evs. SRSLY. He did an interview for the Capitals 365 and he gets hated on for sitting there? Let’s talk about the guy sitting next to him. Can he get out of the 70’s with that hair? What about […]
Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin are UFA’s in 13/14 and 14/15 respectively? I was shocked by this – seeing that the golden goose and face of the NHL would be free to wander and check out other goods sooner rather than later. Ovi is locked and fully loaded with the Washington Capitals for 13 years […]
Mike Duco formerly of the Florida Panthers got traded to Vancouver. If you were him – you’d think JACK POT – right? Going from a basement dwelling team – well – before they spent a boat load of cash and made some mad trades – to an almost Stanley Cup winning team. Not a bad […]
With the Free Agency thingy all done and gone, DDTBG didn’t quite get what he was hoping for. A restricted free agent, the cone of silence must have been deafening. “Can you hear me now?” is what Dean Lombardi’s morse code tapped out from LA to Canada in frosty covered sparkles. http://video.thescore.com/embed/the-peoples-reporter-1-on-1-with-drew-doughty Drew snapped back […]
I can be open-minded and empathetic – while I am rooting for Vancouver, I’m not blind that for Chuck and Cassy and some of our other loyal readers, this is a, uh, how shall a put this, more passionate endeavor. For me, I love the Stanley Cup Play-Offs right now because we are getting to see a […]
OK – not this one – but it makes me laugh because it’s true. These Canadian Tire charity ads make me cry whenever I see them watching the CBC and now there is a new round. In 2006, the ASCPA did a groundbreaking PSA with Sarah McLaughlin (cool Canadian to boot) using her song “Angle” which in […]
So I couldn't resist. It's the man of the hour with the game winning goal – the only goal for that matter – in game five of the Stanley Cup Finals for Vancouver! Maxim Lapierre! and Ooh lalalala Sisters! He’s not shy about taking his shirt off – thank god and he’s quite the tasty treat. It’s […]
Obviously my mind works like a Jackson Pollack painting. Throw shit on a canvas and see what sticks or I’ll tell you what you should be seeing. Sometimes it really just is the proverbial polar bear in a snow storm. Actually, one of these scary stares I thought figured how to make his way into […]
After the NHL awards, we have try outs. I have you two booked on the East-coast for the Caps as Red Rockers and MelTing and I are booked for the West-coast try outs with the LA Kings Ice Crew. Yes, I know. Not very imaginative names for LA. I was thinking we should be Ice […]
God Love The Hockey News! It is so much better than Sports Castrated. THN has the best cartoons and really, isn’t that why we read things anyway? The pictures? Words just get in the way. Anyway, to even things out here since it’s been all Boston and Bears, I give you the best cartoon EVER […]
Pants mentioned small hands the other day and it reminded me of this brilliant SNL skit from a few years ago. Enjoy! http://www.hulu.com/embed/Ehx5rv4H2X8P37EooR3hWQ Also, I ran across this photo of Ovi and the girl hitching a ride looks like Chuck! Excuse me Chuck but that is MY MAN! I think you protest too much! And […]
Everyone knows the first rule of Bite Club. You don’t talk about Bite Club. Patrice Bergeron said he wasn’t going to talk about it and then proceeded to talk about. Big no-no. Tyler Durden would be really disappointed, even if you did it in French, although it may sound way more sexy. And then you get taunted […]
After Tampa Bay beat Boston in Tampa Bay for Game 6, Nathan Horton purposely picked up a water bottle and sprayed a Tampa Bay fan with a water bottle and then threw it at the fan as he left the ice for the locker room. Yes, the fan was yelling something at him but so were […]
Well, not training but at least he’s keeping his clothes on for now. What’s that sound all around the world right now? Sobs and hearts breaking at that announcement? I feel your pain sisters! At least he could be doing some naked running in the woods like last year – right? Well, these photos will […]
Sorry Chuck but the Dark Side beckons … they have cookies! PANTS: Sorry for the post-jack Dawn, but I have to add my Tweet from last night.