I Am The Egg-Man & Hockey Flu

Since Vancouver won, I’ll fess up to being the chick flashing Ben Eager just for shits and giggles – IN MY DREAMS. I don’t have a body like that. Maybe like, 15 years ago. My twins have gone a little south, let’s say. But that’s between Victoria and me and she’s doesn’t tell! GIFSoup But […]

17 Years Ago Tonight… Rinse and Repeat.

Bieksa the Berserker was the only one who knew where the biscuit was on the ice … with a freaky deaky goal in double OT and down go the Sharks. It’s 17 years to the day that Vancouver claims the Western Conference title in a double OT as well and will face either Boston or Tampa Bay for […]

I Swear We Were All Accounted For.

A Canucks fan flashed Ben Eager last night while he was sitting in the penalty box and this time it wasn’t the green guys! The Versus feed didn’t catch it. God bless Canada because if you were watching the CBC feed, you got it live and not memorex baby! Those puppies were pressed to the […]

Pst … Boston!

If only this article would have come out BEFORE the Capitals played Tampa Bay then maybe they would have stood a chance! But NO! On the other hand, do hockey fans really read Sports Illustrated? Because they hardly EVERY cover anything on hockey. It would have been the best kept secret, like it still is. […]

Goes Together Like…

When I see this commerical, I think of Dawn, Ke$ha and TBG Drew Doughty.

Don't Say I Didn't Warn You.

And it’s not even summer yet! Ovi has already started taking his shirt off! Can I say thank god? THANK GOD! He hasn’t even started his summer vacation and he’s already stripping for rubles …or medals I should say. Russia lost to Finland in the World Cup so now they are playing for a Bronze. […]

It's On!

Now that you won’t be able to get this song out of your head, it’s the battle of the Super Twins, Count Von Count-anyone-can-do-this-job VS. Jumbo Scrimp (Oxy-Maroon), I’m-still -Cryin’ Patty Mar-where’s-the-loo and Logan Haute-Couture. Who will win the West-Coast Battle for the Cup? I called Vancouver in the Wayback Machine. On the East Coast […]

Tonight, Tonight!

It’s Detroit Rock City VS the Sharks … And we shall see who will be, wait for it… wait for it …Yes, I went there! STAY IN’ ALIVE!

Mikey Monday: This Again

I think we’ve posted this before but hey, it’s summer for some people and we’ve got a long way to go.  I CRY every time I watch this.  Then I laugh for half  an hour.  Then I go back, watch it again and think “Sasha is so pretty.”  (I mean REALLY.  Take away the early […]

Because I Can't Get Enough.

I think I’ve officially lost it.

Ok Caps … Let's Get This Party Started.

I’d even take one for the team too: And then there’s Ovi staring deeply into, into well, not my eyes unfortunately …

How to Feel Better

There’s a proverb that says night is always darkest before the dawn.  So the darkness is Mike Green’s undisclosed lower body injury that kept him on the bench toward the end of the 3rd last night.  Apparently he’s walking with a “severe limp” (gleaned from Twitter).  I know that he’ll cowboy up and play tonight […]

Waiting for Tonight

I have to back Dawn up on this one.  What the actual hell is going on, Caps?  Is it asking too much from you (Mike Green) to, um, I don’t know… PLAY at all during the 3rd period?  I know BB put you in time out.  He probably sent you to bed hungry.  And I’m […]

How To With Brooksy & Kris.

I found these and Kris Letang has one too so you can watch both. But Brooksy actually explains something I really didn’t know. And leave it to Mr. OCD to break it down in simple terms. Plus. I really can’t resist men with power tools.

Foxy Friday: Pekka Rinne!

So I took my own advice and found a new friend! Not that I’m jumping ship on the Caps – but everyone here knows- I HEART GOALIES! And what’s not to love about this other Finnish snack PEKKA RINNE! I can now have a Miikka Kiprusoff-PekkaRinne sammy with a Cherrie in the middle! And that’s […]

Adopt-A-Cause.

I really do. I was there last year. My caps went out in the first round. This was me last year. But I lived through it. And you will too. You are better than this and your men need you. Maybe not your team but there are others out there in the trenches fighting, that […]

If You're Going To Go There, GO THERE!

This is what you can buy on shop NHL.COM. This is what you SHOULD be able to buy at shop NHL.COM if I ran the circus. Just sayin.

Sorry Guys But …Too Much Gloom and Doom!

I was on a road trip with some girlfriends this weekend so I wasn’t able to get this post in right away but here it is: my happy dance at the Capitals winning – winning – ALL WINNING! It’s good to be a Capitals fan right now. So I am going to revel in that […]

This Week's Play-Offs Are Brought To You By The Letter "D".

I know what you’re thinking, I’m going to pull the obvious word out my butt, but not yet. I’ll get to Letang and dreamy Mike Green and someone else in a second. But first up, Jeremy Roenick has been harping on the first word, DISCIPLINE. Coming from JR, it conjures a couple of thoughts because […]

Shark Attack!

After last night’s devastation I am at a loss – so are the Kings – 3 to be precise. The Kings have to travel back to the shark tank and try to win one or go home. Dany Heatly seems to be up to some old tricks tripping Martinez which could have caused a serious injury and Jumbo […]