I'm Holding Out For More Of These Than Any Other LA King!

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Double DTBG wants more of these ...

With the Free Agency thingy all done and gone, DDTBG didn’t quite get what he was hoping for. A restricted free agent, the cone of silence must have been deafening. “Can you hear me now?” is what Dean Lombardi’s morse code tapped out from LA to Canada in frosty covered sparkles.

http://video.thescore.com/embed/the-peoples-reporter-1-on-1-with-drew-doughty

Drew snapped back with “I want to be the highest paid LA King.” Now don’t get me wrong. He already holds the title of the hottest LA King. And don’t go there – with competition like Kopitar, who looks like Jack Nicholson’s The Joker on a good day, and Ryan Smyth who just got traded to Edmonton, it’s not like we’re talking the mad competition of the Washington Capitals where handsome is the new black! I’m talking to you – Tomas Vokoun! Yes, goalie of my life! PWOAR!

God bless whomever got to take this photo ... like really. But Drew - lose the shoes.


But Drew, let have a heart to heart here. You slumped last year. You came to work a little of the hellie the heifer side. You suffered a concussion and then you finally started to come back mid to late season. So to ask to be the highest paid LA King, after all that, really? SRSLY? Did you not see that no one else made any offers? Your dance card is sort of , well, blank.

me and drew making cupcakes in the off-season

So maybe I’ll bring my easy bake oven over and we can make some cupcakes together, you sign that little ol’ contact the Kings want you to sign, it’s called a compromise. I’ll help you out, cause I’m good with that. I’ll make sure there’s plenty of diet coke in there for you and you’ll get some big bucks, too fer sure.

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  1. Puhleese, if owners are throwing money around, I think little Drew deserves his share. James Wisniewski is making 7 million, and he’s never been touched by God. Plus, we can see by the video that Drew can’t even afford a golf bag.

    That t-shirt is only owned by Drew and Ovie? I think Dawn needs one too, so she can be in that very special club, with only three members, and regular all-night meetings in high end hotels…whew.

  2. Stephanie Reply

    Hey Hey…u forgot the Kings have added some hottness this season with cutie face Gagne and Richards! Drew seriously is losing points….

  3. Dawncherrie Reply

    Um .. I think I don’t need a shirt. I’ll just wear Drew’s or Ovi’s when I sleep over! hahahah! 😉 No, I think Drew def needs a pay hike but maybe a reality check. Dean won’t pay up because he only believes in paying for performance and unfortunately, he didn’t quite perform this year which is a total bummer after coming off such a great year with the Olympics. But highest paid is a bit much with Kopitar and his constant performance. Now with Gagne, he will have some competition too! I agree! But Drew is will always be the hottest King and that body he has going on right now —– OMG! I’ll sit on him while he does crunches and feed him his donuts!