Underrated: Chris Kelly

Hey all… Chuck here.  Sorry I’ve been MIA lately.  Between grad school, Thanksgiving, and my grandpa dying, it’s been a little crazy town over here. But I’m BACK!  So here it goes… He’s might not be fancy or flashy or a household name. But one thing Chris Kelly is – A damn good hockey player. […]

They're Sexy and They Know It

If it wasn’t for WUYS fan Carter, aka @thekitchenette, I totally would have missed this. And that would have been a real shame. Darth Quiader and Tuuuuukkkkkaaa showing us all why we should cast them in the remake of “Newsies” How much you want to bet Seguin has a matching fedora?  They are in a […]

Hi, I'm Tyler Seguin and I'm a boss.

Yes, you are, Tyler Seguin.   Yes. You. Are. TS19 scored his first career hat trick in the Bruins 7-o rout of Cartman Phil Kessel and the Maple Leafs and it was glorious. Goal # 1 – One-timer from the left circle.  Great cross ice pass from Peverley and Seguin SNIPES it.  Goal #2 – Truly […]

Joe Thornton. A Beard. And a Baby.

No secret that I heart me some Joe Thornton. It all started in 1997… Just ask Pants.  She knows ALL about it. The mop top. The sesame bagel incident. The white-boy dancing to “Brickhouse” by the Commodores. Me and Jumbo go way back. The other night, Joe was honored by his current team, the San […]

Foxy Friday: Viktor Stålberg

Chuck here… You know what time it is… Foxy Swedish Hockey Player Time. Two weeks in a row with the Swedish guys.  Totally un-intentional but hey, we work with what we got. There are oh so many reasons why #25 deserves this honor (the use of the letter Å definitely being one of them) but here are […]

Intern Jeff Skinner Gets A Day Off

We work Jeffy pretty hard around here, what with all the photocopying and heavy lifting and runs to the store to get our supply of twizzlers and mexican coca-cola. But today, we decided to give him the day off. Because when you work THIS hard, you deserve it. Go Jeffy Go!

Shanabanned: Andy Sutton

5 games for this hit on Gabriel Landeskog. Mr. Shanahan does not like it when you mess with our Foxy Friday honorees. Click [here] for Shanabanned’s ruling.   

Quick! Timmy Needs Our Help!

I see your Patrick Kane and I raise you a Tim Thomas. Timmay’s Discover Card Commercial [here]. Right now, he’s really regretting giving Seguin all of his singles.

Foxy Friday: Gabriel Landeskog

hey all!  Chuck here with this week’s edition of Foxy Friday! — Here at WUYS, we do not discriminate.  We love all hockey players equally.  Young. Old. Canadian. American. European.  It don’t matter.  They’re all cool in our book. Today, we’re feeling a little cougar-ish..okay a LOT cougar-ish…but not in a South Florida-divorcee-white-jeans-wearing-white-wine-drinking-sorta-way.  We’re totes classier […]

Happy Halloween from the Boston Bruins!

Zdeno Chara, Brad Marchand, Adam “Darth Quaider” McQuiad, and Jordan Caron visited sick kids at Children’s Hospital in Boston yesterday. They wore this. Chara + giant pink bunny costume = amazeballs. We laugh for days and days and days. Sorta reminds us of A Christmas Story. Kudos to Big Z and the other guys for not […]

Terrier TKO…erm…Not So Much

Awww, look at how cute. Colin Wilson tried to fight someone. Heeeyyyy wait a tic… YOU TRIED TO FIGHT MAX LAPIERRE? ARE YOU CRAZY!? NOT THE FACE!  Please sweet lord in heaven, not the face.

We Can't Hear You

Sorry, Michael Frolik. We’re sure you’re a very nice man and whatever you are saying is important and profound, but we can’t hear a single thing you are saying. You might as well be the teacher from Charlie Brown. All we see…or hear is this.

Two Heads are Not Better than One

Now, is this really necessary? Isn’t one Ovi enough? If your name is DawnCherrie, probably not, but for the rest of us, we’re cool with just the one. Thanks so much. Now don’t get me wrong – I think that Ovechkin is a crazy good hockey player.  He’s flashy, dynamic, and ALWAYS looks like the […]

Glamour Shots: Pittsburgh Penguins

All other NHL teams have officially been put on notice. We wish more teams would highlight their talent like this. And by highlight, we mean take insanely attractive glamour shots of their players and create calendars which we can buy and hang in our offices and sigh dreamily over as we format excel spreadsheets, take […]

Yeah….So that happened…

Last night’s game between the Bruins and the Hurricanes was pretty good…. until this happened.   PARTY IN THE PENALTY BOX! But this is a party you wouldn’t really want to go to.  The food is bad.  The champagne is flat.  And someone clogged up the toilet. It was ugly, people.  Oooglay. And like Nine […]

Duncan Keith = Superhero

It’s true…at least according to the video voice over. Duncan Keith is cooler than you. And stronger. With better hair. And pectoral muscles.   Ladies, ask and ye shall receive.

Happy Birthday Pants!

From your partner-in-crime. Yea.  Berfdai. Stammer, Tazer, Greener, Sid, and Nealmobile have choreographed something very special for you. You’re welcome.

Pomp and Circumstance

This whole grad school business is going to seriously cut into my hockey watching time. Class this semester is on Thursdays, which means that I’m going to have to tape alot of games this year, only to watch them when I get home at 9:30pm. Chuck no likey. Yesterday, I taped the Bruins game (natch) […]

The Bear is Back.

He’s back…and he’s ready for some puck, ya’ll. Check out his new video, co-starring Brad “Motoscooter” Marchand here. Also, notice what is on top of Bear’s “Cup”. That ain’t no colander…

Put a Ring on it.

A Stanley Cup ring, that is. Check that out!  That ring = boss. 300 diamonds total.  66 on the ring crest with the iconic spoked “B” over the image of the Stanley Cup.  6 diamonds around the logo signifying the Bruins’ six Cup championships.  One side has the player’s name and number, other side has […]