The moment you’ve all been waiting for has almost arrived. The NHL 2011-2012 season kick off tomorrow, and it’s about damned time. We’re are packed and ready to go: Pants survived a pre-season crisis at the Capitals/Blackhawks game when she felt compelled to cheer for the Caps. Over the Hawks. Tazer/Kaner vs. Nicky/Mikey? This is […]
It’s like Christmas, when you wake up to presents and the high likelihood of someone getting drunk and being publicly inappropriate! Patrick Kane is on Twitter: @88PKane We believe that Kaner has grown up (not too much!) and probably won’t suffer from what I like to call “Don’t Drink and Hockey.” Symptoms include having to […]
Welcome to the 2011-2012 Chicago Blackhawks season. Also known as Patrick Kane’s 10th birthday party. Patrick is *really* excited because him mom got him a new Huffy bike and the double chocolate peanut butter ice cream cake that all the cool kids had last year. Duncan is psyched because he stole that kid’s cake and […]
There was panic in loveland when Patrick Kane moved his locker stall from next to Toews’ to across the room. Aw, did somebody stay out too late and have to sleep on the couch? You know Kaner drinks right from the OJ carton too. Tazer hates that! Okay, I had a whole post going in […]
I know I’ve been slacking! Lindsay is all over this. David Toews got swapped to the Blackhawks and has moved into Jonanthan’s apartment. Sorry ladies, he’s in your spot. Here’s Jon talking about how you can someday be a better roommate that Little Bro. He even cracks a joke in this video – it makes […]
This weekend’s breaking news: Jonathan Toews brought a girl to a baseball game. Even the Chicago sports announcers were fangirling. In a related story, it wasn’t us. We’re not going to post photos of Jon’s date – let’s not be those girls. Plus Intern Jeff Skinner reads this blog and we’re not sure he can […]
This weekend, we have a big date with Harry Potter. Saying goodbye may be the hardest thing we’ve ever had to do. And when “the moment” comes for Ron & Hermione, the shriek of absolute fangirl pandemonium you hear in whatever city/country you’re in will be from me. Since we’re busy, who’s going to the […]
I’m getting married on Saturday. Everyone is really excited. Chuck will be there. Just wait till the reception. It’s going to be epic.
Our beloved Captain Serious turns 23 today. Best guess is that he’s facedown next to six or eight empty DiGiorno Pizza & Breadsticks boxes and a pile of Yoo-Hoo bottles. But we’re here to tell Tazer there’s no need to be sad. As Foxy Friday alum and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Derp, Jonathan Toews […]
I’m a mess today. Crushed over the Pens loss last night but SO PSYCHED for the Hawks game because it is ON in Vancouver! I will definitely need an office dance party today (in my Toews shirt). I read a quote (which I can’t find now) that said over the last 3 games, Vancouver hasn’t […]
Game 7 vs. the Canucks… In Vancouver… We’re going to need bigger cats.
The plan for tonight’s Blackhawks game involves Chuck and I taking polyjuice potion, turning ourselves into the Sedin twins and throwing the game. We’re talking bad penalties, own-goals, the works. We have all kind of faith in the Hawks but some things are better not left to chance. Plus, we’ve always wanted to be ginger […]
Kaner’s Stanley Cup Pants-Off Dance Off: Captain Serious – aka Jonathan Toews does an interview SHIRTLESS: Out and about in LA with Drew, Jarret and Matt from the LA Kings … YEOW! Drew looks Smokin’ HOT! And Scooter MaGoo …
Here’s a video about various players spilling their OCD secrets from Captain Serious saying he doesn’t have any pre or post game rituals which I call BS on! No one with devil eyes like that can say he doesn’t have any – he may not want to tell anyone but I don’t believe for one hot minute he […]
Did I forget I was in charge at Bauer? Because I definitely did the endorsement casting for these commercials: NICKY SPEAKING SWEDISH! Wish you were in the playoffs, EStaaaaaaaaaaal.
The only team hotter than the Pens (won 4) right now is the Predators (won 6). And take a look at this: I get so nervous! There are a ton of games on the slate tonight that could change the look of this by morning: Chicago vs. Boston, Dallas vs. Phoenix, Vancouver vs. Nashville, Los Angeles […]
Six goals in one period is a lot. And it’s exciting. Unless you’re the Sharks and it’s your opponents scoring five times. The Blackhawks had won 8 in a row before losing three, including a SO and an OT. Sharp had 4 assists (yes fantasy team!), Kane had his 100th career goal and Toews scored […]
Best. Sunday. Ever. All my boys played and did well today! The Caps are ‘Winning’ and not like Charlie Sheen. They gave the smack down to Derp face and Charlie’s true other brother Kaner Sunday to make it eight straight! But not without some cardiac arrest allowing Derpy to score with like 40 seconds left to send the damn thing […]
The Blackhawks visited the White House this afternoon – it’s right down the road from here, but I was not invited. How rude. Luckily Kaner brought his ever-present FlipCam and doubtless got all kinds of state secrets on that thing. See the whole ceremony: Video. Honestly, does he have a contract with them? Malkin did […]
You know when you find THAT photo of the guy you like but you wish you could scrub your eyeballs with acid and erase ever seeing it because it’s THAT BAD … well here’s one. I heart Drew Doughty but this photo is an absolute abomination. He looks like Happy Jack from Tropic Thunder. SRSLY. […]