Last night was yet another Battle of the Blog: Pants vs. Chuck. Pants won. You know who didn’t win? (I mean besides me and the Bruins, of course.) Johnny Boychuk and Joe Vitale At 6:45 of the 3rd period, Boychuk collided awkwardly with Arron Asham and crumpled to the ice. I screamed “Boychuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkk Nooooooooooooooooo.” Immediate *facepalm* […]
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MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Help! The Bruins are teetering precariously on the edge of the abyss…and they are threathening to take me with them. Saturday, they lost to the Capitals. Yesterday, they got violated by the Penguins. Patrice Bergeron and Adam McQuaid both got injured. With Nathan Horton, Rich Peverley, Beniot Pouliot, and Tuukka Rask already out, […]
This week, we’re going to the bench and giving the 4th line some playing time. We thought it was time to give some love to the muckers and the grinders, the gritty players who claw and fight and forcheck their ways into our hearts. While they might not show up on stat sheets or make […]
Dear Tyler, I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies for the lateness of these birthday wishes but I swear I didn’t forget about you. That’s just not possible. You’re my lobstah. Especially when you dress up nice… And when you sing so pretty… And when you crack up laughing… And when you get […]
This afternoon, the Boston Bruins were honored by President Obama at the White House for winning the 2011 Stanley Cup. The President spoke for a bit, chided the city of Boston for having too many championship teams, called out Brad Marchand (“Little Ball of Hate? What’s up with that nickname?”), and posed with the team […]
Last night, Patrice Bergeron gave a lesson on how to play like a boss. Granted, he’s always exceptional in my opinion, but last night vs. the Panthers, #37 really was the #1 star of the game. He scored both goals during regulation for the Bruins – this wrister on a sicky no-look pass from Pouliot […]
Not of the US or Canada. But for the United Nations of Bad Ass Mutha F—— Last night, Boston Bruin (and Foxy Friday honoree) Shawn Thornton had one hell of a game vs. the Winnipeg Jets. Not only did he beat up on the Jets’ Mark Stuart like he stole his lunch money, but he […]
Let’s face it people. This was bound to happen. Twas only a matter of time until the “Lil’ Ball of Hate” aka “Squirrel” aka “Marshamont” did a bad, bad thing and got himself Shanabanned. Marchand has been suspended for five games and will forfeit $152,439.02 for clipping Vancouver Canucks defenseman Sami Salo during Saturday’s game. Marchand will miss games vs. […]
Last night, I went to the Boston University/Merrimack hockey game. There I was, just minding my own business, on my way to get a beer. And this happened…. I never did get that beer… P.S. We have excellent taste in hats. P.P.S. That jacket is fierce. P.P.P.S. BU won! Office dance party!
Somebody check on Chuck and Cassy because the second episode of NHL 36 is going to profile none other than Patrice Bergeron. NEW YORK – The National Hockey League (NHL®) and NHL Original Productions today announced Boston Bruins center Patrice Bergeron as the next NHL player to be profiled in the all-access series NHL 36. Air date: Wednesday, Jan. 4, […]
Merry Christmas Eve! Rudolph had the night off to carbo load but the Boston Bruins scored one goal for each of Santa’s other reindeer. That’s right, the Bruins scored 8 goals. The Panthers scored zero. I know Chuck would want you to see this: I cannot recall a prettier goal this season. Marchand had a […]
I think the Bruins are the best team in hockey. Yea. I said it. The Boston Bruins are the best team in the NHL. Now before you start heckling me and throwing rotten tomatoes and heads of iceberg lettuce, just hear me out for second. I know that I may be slightly biased here when […]
Hey all… Chuck here. Sorry I’ve been MIA lately. Between grad school, Thanksgiving, and my grandpa dying, it’s been a little crazy town over here. But I’m BACK! So here it goes… He’s might not be fancy or flashy or a household name. But one thing Chris Kelly is – A damn good hockey player. […]
Mike Green didn’t make the trip to Winnipeg with the Caps, but he did take his sprained ankle to the Kid Rock show in DC last night. He wore his only favorite sweater (seriously, he wears this more than Toews wears that suit) and that hat that makes me want to throw snowballs. Money was […]
If it wasn’t for WUYS fan Carter, aka @thekitchenette, I totally would have missed this. And that would have been a real shame. Darth Quiader and Tuuuuukkkkkaaa showing us all why we should cast them in the remake of “Newsies” How much you want to bet Seguin has a matching fedora? They are in a […]
Yes, you are, Tyler Seguin. Yes. You. Are. TS19 scored his first career hat trick in the Bruins 7-o rout of Cartman Phil Kessel and the Maple Leafs and it was glorious. Goal # 1 – One-timer from the left circle. Great cross ice pass from Peverley and Seguin SNIPES it. Goal #2 – Truly […]
Zdeno Chara, Brad Marchand, Adam “Darth Quaider” McQuiad, and Jordan Caron visited sick kids at Children’s Hospital in Boston yesterday. They wore this. Chara + giant pink bunny costume = amazeballs. We laugh for days and days and days. Sorta reminds us of A Christmas Story. Kudos to Big Z and the other guys for not […]
Last night’s game between the Bruins and the Hurricanes was pretty good…. until this happened. PARTY IN THE PENALTY BOX! But this is a party you wouldn’t really want to go to. The food is bad. The champagne is flat. And someone clogged up the toilet. It was ugly, people. Oooglay. And like Nine […]
This whole grad school business is going to seriously cut into my hockey watching time. Class this semester is on Thursdays, which means that I’m going to have to tape alot of games this year, only to watch them when I get home at 9:30pm. Chuck no likey. Yesterday, I taped the Bruins game (natch) […]